On a quiet unassuming day in Devildom, where everyone was finally minding their own business and peace was at an all time high - MC sent a message in the group chats.
MC: Help! I’m stuck! Please come to the backyard!
And they all rush there. No questions asked. “MC?! Where are you?!” They call until you shout and wave from high above, standing on the edge of the terrace ledge.
“I was getting bored, so I decided to do an extreme trustfall challenge!” You scream, laughing at their bewildered faces.
“Oh don’t worry it’s easy-peasy! I’ll just fall backwards from here and you gotta catch me! Understood?! Okay here I go!” You barely gave them a 3 second warning till you launch yourself off.
Lucifer
Catches you in midair and drags you inside the house. You’re grounded.
Who raised this problem child? No seriously, he just wants to have a talk with your guardian.
Now the door to the terrace is locked. Are you happy with what you’ve done?
Secretly puts a tracking charm on you that alerts him whenever you’re putting yourself in danger. He put a similar one on Mammon.
Mammon
Barely catches you. Wobbles and falls down himself.
Oi human! What’s the big idea?! You trying to win a bet or something?!
If yes, how much are you winning? Let the Great Mammon in on that action. Ouch Lucifer, what are ya hitting his head for?
Did Lucifer give you that charm? I have one just like it! No idea what it does tho ?!!
Leviathan
Tries to catch you but by some shoujo anime twist of fate, you land lips first on his lips.
MC, are you trying to get BOTH of us killed at once?!! His face is now as red as a clown’s nose.
He knows your trustfall was inspired by the latest anime you watched together and he doesn’t wanna take responsibility for it-
Don’t look at him MC, he is traumatized by your lips now.
Satan
Slows down your fall with magic and you float down gently into his open arms.
MC, you’re only supposed to make Lucifer’s life hell not his-
No you can’t meow your way out of this one. He won’t give you the terrace key if you just- no, stop that - stop meowing- ah godamnit here’s the key.
Levi, looks like we need to be more selective about what animes you let MC’s watch with you.
Asmodeus
Flutters into the air and makes a dramatic moment of saving you.
Oh MC, you know he loves danger and drama as much as you do - but there’s easier ways to get his attention!
Yes he’s aware that he can fly you down to the ground now but you look so much cuter in his arms.
Oh stop screaming Mammon, he’s only borrowing MC for awhile.
Beelzebub
Catches you like an oversized volley ball. What a magnificent himbo.
Checks you all over for any bruises or pains. Yes he’s done checking but he likes checking you now. So he won’t stop ‘checking’ you for a while.
Please don’t scare him like that MC Seriously MC look at that face
Remember how you watch the fridge for him. He’s gonna watch the terrace now.
Belphegor
Teleports a spare mattress where you fall. Low effort but efficient.
And you say we are hard to deal with MC? Wait are his brothers influencing you?
How about this prank instead - you, him asleep for the next 12 hours. That’ll surely be chaotic enough for you.
If you try that stunt from your room, you will lose window priveleges too, MC- no stop!
Wrath! MC: *eyes fixed on a book* Satan, if this is for another Anti-Lucifer League meeting, I believe Sleepy MC can take my place.
Belphie: We already tried, but they just started their third nap of the day and refuse to wake up.
Wrath! MC: What a pity. Should have gotten to them earlier.
Satan: Come on, this is serious! This one will work wonders, I promise you.
Belphie: Exactly. Look at this! We got this cursed blue food dye from Solomon. It stains anything for a week atleast! We’re going to put it in Lucifer’s coffee and shampoo!
Wrath! MC: Given your past attempts, I’m afraid you both are more likely to get that stain on yourselves instead and walk around with blue faces for a week. No thanks, I’m out.
Satan: What is wrong with you? Usually you’d be so excited for these pranks. You’re part of the Anti Lucifer League, for crying out loud.
Wrath! MC: I believe you have Lusty MC to blame for that. Whenever they like someone they do as asked. You’ll have better luck with them.
Belphie: *grumbling* So Wrath MC likes Lucifer is it? Are you trying to be all protective of darling Lucifer?
Wrath! MC: ….. *Shuts book tight*
Wrath! MC: *death-stares at the brothers* Quite the opposite actually. I despise him.
Satan: Then what possible reason is there for you not to join us?
Wrath! MC: Because I’m not satisfied with cheap tricks and pranks. If you really hate Lucifer as much you claim to, you’re supposed to hurt him. Really hurt him.
Belphie: Wait MC, what are you-
Wrath! MC: *a glowing sharp weapon in hand* Quite like this. Watch and learn. *Throws it towards Lucifer climbing up the stairs*
Belphie: NO! LUCIFER LOOK OUT!
Satan: Move, Lucifer! *runs and stands in front of Lucifer to shield him*
Lucifer: What the hell are you two doing? Satan get off me. Also why is your shirt wet and shabby? Go fix yourself immediately. *Leaves*
Satan: What- *looks down to see MC’s weapon turned into a waterballoon* MC!? Didn’t you just-
Wrath! MC: *smirks* I knew you idiots don’t hate Lucifer. Why else would you risk your life for them? Bunch of liars in denial.
Satan: I-
Belphie: …That is foul play, MC. You can’t use illusion magic on us like this.
Wrath! MC: Why the hell not? It’s good practice for me. *opens book again* Now if you will excuse me.
Satan: Is it just me or Wrath MC way more intense than me?
Belphie: Well they are much scarier than our usual MC for sure.
Later that afternoon,
Lucifer: *walks in with blue hair* WHICH ONE OF YOU PUT DYE IN MY SHAMPOO?!
Everyone: ….
Everyone: *erupting laughter*
Asmo: Ooh you look amazing in blue Lucifer! Let me style it.
Levi: LOLOLOLOL OMG Lucifer you look like you’re in cosplay!
Mammon: Oh I have to get pictures of this!
Beel: Mmmhhhh it reminds me of those Cursed Jello shots we made last month.
Lucifer: I will hang the whole lot of you if you don’t confess to this.
Satan: *whisper* Great of you carry out our plan perfectly Belphie.
Belphie: *whisper* I was going to tell you the same thing. Wait so didn’t do it either. Then who?!
Wrath! MC: *smiling* I bribed the two Greedy ones to help. Mammon kept watch on the door and Greedy MC did the task.
Satan: …who knew you are secretly so cunning MC?
Belphie: ….I feel like I’m going to be in trouble soon. I want the real MC back please.
MC: Cerberus is trying to kill Mammon, Mammon accidentally broke Levi’s figurines so now Levi is chasing him too, Satan is having a hissy fit, Beel ate Asmo’s nail polish so now he’s pissed.
