#octane apex legends
Octane: In my defense, I was left unsupervised
Caustic: Wasn’t Ajay with you?
Lifeline: In my defense, I was left unsupervised too
Wraith and Octane, scuffling and yelling… loud screech
Revenant: You know, flirting was a lot less aggressive back in my day.
Octane, after blowing off his legs: Am I in trouble?
Lifeline: Take a guess.
Octane: … No?
Lifeline: Take another guess.
Octane: In Scooby Doo, secret tunnels are always behind shelves and stuff.
Bangalore: Can we not base our decisions on what does and doesn’t happen in Scooby Doo?
Bangalore, moves a painting to reveal a secret tunnel
Octane, smirks smugly at her
Lifeline: Are you sure you aren’t dating Natalie?
Octane: If I am, I certainly wasn’t informed of it.
Lifeline: To be fair, if any of us were dating someone without realizing it, it would be you.
Caustic: Go fuck yourself.
Wraith: I don’t have to. Octavio and Niroshen will do it for me.
Caustic: …
Rampart: [hoots in the distance]
[while hugging]
Wattson: Why do you have an erection?
Octane: I’m happy.
Gibraltar: Alright, I got a box. We’re gonna put everything we love in the box.
Bloodhound: Can I put Natalie in the box?
Gibraltar: No
Octane: Can I put Natalie in the box?
Gibraltar: No!
Mirage: Can I-
Gibraltar: No one is putting Natalie in the box!!
Lifeline the day Octane joined the games: Have you met my friend Tavo?
Any of the taller legends: And what’s Tavo short for?
Lifeline: Because he’s only 5’3
Octane: …
Octane: Fuck you!
Bangalore: Can I be frank with you?
Wraith: Uh sure, but I don’t know how changing your name is going to help the situation.
Octane: Shh- let Frank speak.
Octane: Omg babe are you okay? You’re foaming at the mouth.
Rampart, spitting the foam into the sink: Yeah? I was just brushing my teeth.
Octane:
Rampart:
Rampart: Octavio… please tell me you know what brushing your teeth is.
+ Bonus
Octane: Might fuck around and become a catboy, idk