#odafin tutuola
fin: you could go into a building that’s on fire and be like “this is a blast”
munch: i would not say that
fin: who is in this room with us?
munch: sandwich?!
munch: this is a beautiful story for him. i love this kid’s moxie because he’s sitting in some run down cafe in the middle of the cornfields, someone walks in and says “hey, you know you look like this missing kid” and he goes “is that so?”
fin: “where’s he from”
munch: “from hollywood you say? get the cops here.” the cops come and he’s like “yeah, i’m that boy.” send him out to LA, he’s gonna meet his favorite cowboy person but they’re like “well first you have to go hang out with this crying woman for a while”
fin: that’s probably why he was grumpy!
munch: of course!
fin: he was like “ugh, i just wanna meet tom.” he’s got like this wailing woman
munch: he’s like “can we please go to the movies?!”
munch: you go to church on sunday, the priest is standing up there with a machete
fin: he’s using it as a pointer
munch: throwing holy water at people
fin: they’re using it to point out items on powerpoint presentations. everyone has a machete
Ice-T, 1992.