#oh i was also holding a stick of deodorant

So I got a FREE BOOK OF MORMON in the airport because I (approached and) told a very kind group of Mormons the story of the last time I was approached by Mormons and I feel like you all need to hear this:

So I was just walking to class one day and these two nicely dressed Mormon boys call out to me. I’m glad they’re out here spreading the word of Jesus, but I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS. So they’re walking toward me and I just shout I HAVE FOUND JESUS THANK YOU SO MUCH!

Suddenly Mormon Boy (I think his name was Gabe, but I’m not sure) gets really flustered and starts stuttering and I’m like Oh God I Broke The Evangelist. After recovering fro his shock he’s still very shaken up and is like “Uh…. that’s great I’m glad you found Jesus….. I was just trying to tell you I like your shirt…”

oops

Sorry, Gabe. Or whatever your name is. I was too busy being absolutely mortified to take a second look at your name tag.