Anon from the deepest of my hearts I apologize. This was all I could get done because stupid Tumblr won’t save and make me lose all progress. I really did finish it but it just got deleted because Tumblr couldn’t save it. I’m sorry, contact me through dm and we can discuss something to make it up, if you want I could even put up a show for you but please forgive me
I am very sorry to the Dedsec ally who had to witness this barreling towards them during that hunt mission on Watch dogs 2…my bad. I didn’t see you until it was too late to stop, all I saw was the icon, and then ‘Dedsec ally nearby’.
So I got a FREE BOOK OF MORMON in the airport because I (approached and) told a very kind group of Mormons the story of the last time I was approached by Mormons and I feel like you all need to hear this:
So I was just walking to class one day and these two nicely dressed Mormon boys call out to me. I’m glad they’re out here spreading the word of Jesus, but I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS. So they’re walking toward me and I just shout I HAVE FOUND JESUS THANK YOU SO MUCH!
Suddenly Mormon Boy (I think his name was Gabe, but I’m not sure) gets really flustered and starts stuttering and I’m like Oh God I Broke The Evangelist. After recovering fro his shock he’s still very shaken up and is like “Uh…. that’s great I’m glad you found Jesus….. I was just trying to tell you I like your shirt…”
oops
Sorry, Gabe. Or whatever your name is. I was too busy being absolutely mortified to take a second look at your name tag.
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Hi, I’m sorry I’ve been so MIA this past few weeks
First, I was swamped with zines checkins and the TDDK big bang, I barely had any downtime. Then I started a new job three weeks ago and I got busy training and catching up witn everything, on top of that I broke my ankle so I was basically an invalid (still am tbh) I’m so sorry for the lack of update on my tododeku social media au. I promise I will finish it as soon as I can manage ♥️
Please look forward to my tododeku big bang piece. I will be collaborating with @ezrazzle♥️
Instead of heaven and hell, when you die, you find yourself in a room with a six year old girl who invites you to join her tea party. It dawns on you, you’re her imaginary friend.
“Sit!” she beams, patting a small plastic stool around her table, the other chairs filled by stuffed animals. My mouth moves to speak, but nothing comes out. She beams up at me and I sigh, sitting awkwardly in the chair.
“My name is Princess Maegan.” She says, flicking curls over her shoulder. “This is Mr Fuzz.” She gestures to a stuffed bear on the chair to her right. It had brown fur with a green plaid bowtie and black glass orbs for eyes. “And Lady Pearls.” A purple hippo plush with a pearl necklace to her left.
I sat straight across from Maegan, taking her in her features. Light skin and blonde hair with green eyes. She wore a pink, poufy, princess dress with an exaggerated plastic crown and wand.
“My name is Adelaide,” I reply.
“Would you like some tea?” Maegan offers a plastic teapot to me. I nod and she pours imaginary tea into my plastic teacup. “Cream and sugar?” I nod again and she pours fake cream into the cup and sprinkles fake sugar into the cup. Maegan does the same for Mr Fuzz and Lady Pearls.
“I’m so happy you could all make my tea party especially in the absence of Sarah. Momma says she went on holidays but I don’t know why I’m not allowed to join her.” I blink. “Oh. Sarah is my twin sister. Momma and Papa said she’d be gone for a while, so they took her bed out of our room.”
Oh…
Oh.
“Sweetie.” A woman, a mirror image of Maegan if she was older, stepped into the room. She looked tired and had a swollen stomach. “Who are you talking to?”
“Adelaide!” Maegan replies. “She’s my new friend. Say ‘hi’ Momma.” Maegan’s mom’s eyes trail over to my chair, but the look she gives me is transparent like she couldn’t see me.
“Hello, Adelaide.” She turned back to Maegan. “Are you telling her about Sarah?”
“Yeah! I hope she’s having fun on her holiday.” Maegan’s mother hesitates, then sighs through her nose.
“Can I join you?”
Maegan smiled brightly and nods. Her mother sits on her knees on the floor between Maegan and Lady Pearls.
“Are we having tea?”
“Mhm!” Maegan says, pouring her mother a cup. “Momma. When is Sarah coming home?” Maegan asks. Her mother bit her lip and searches Maegan’s face for any sort of knowing or understanding of the situation. Maegan seemed genuinely curious.
“She… she won’t be coming back, Maegan.” Her mother says softly, a tear falling down her face. “She’s gone.” Maegan blinked, not understanding.
“What?”
“Hey.” Maegan and her mother didn’t seem to hear that. But I did. I turned to look at the person reflected in the glass of the back door. “Tell Maegan I said hi.” She says. I didn’t need to know who she was. I nodded as she faded out of focus and I turned back.
Maegan was crying now, she still didn’t seem to understand, it was just a reaction to her mother crying and hugging her close. “My baby’s gone.” Her mother cried. “She’s in a batter place now, I’m sure. But…” she sobbed into Maegan’s curls.
“Sarah says hi,” I say softly. “And that she loves you, even if she can’t be here with you anymore.” That seemed to officially set Maegan off, sobbing into her mother’s shirt.
“I miss her Momma.” Maegan cried.
“I know, baby. I know. I miss her too.” Her mother replied, tugging her fingers through Maegan’s hair.
I simply watch and drink my tea.
(This got a lot darker than I was planning my apologies)
i know this is coming from a place of like intense sexual objectification and homophobia and racism not to mention the world ending efforts of big oil but unfortunately it is so funny
i love that this is perfectly designed to make every single political person angry but for different reasons
