AHEM speaking as a grad student from the University of Wisconsin, NONE OF THE PEOPLE THERE BELIEVE IT EITHER, PLEASE DO NOT BLAME BARRY FUCKING POWELL ON US.
also he isn’t even at the uw anymore, he retired early to write really bad poetry and live in a yurt, and I swear to god I wish I were making this up
Aries:Your procrastination will come to an end when the stars and I personally show up at your house and force you to make fan art with a crowbar.
Taurus:You’ve had your eyes on someone Taurus. Now just might be the time to make a move. The stars say you are very compatible now that you are both missing an arm.
Gemini:Money comes easily and often to someone who is trying to give you as little as possible.
Cancer:When you find yourself stuck, try asking the advice of your closest friends from the sewers.
Leo:The ambitious type comes with its downsides. Keep yourself in check when you stumble across a massive thing with one arm that pins down an elk and rips its entire head off.
Virgo:Your capacity for learning will come in handy today when you smash your head through an old Apple II and download the entire internet into your brain, along with several shards of glass.
Libra:Today California will succumb to its tectonic pressure and sink into the ocean. It will return moments later. Hold your breath.
Scorpio:Focus on the other people in your life with a massive Hellenistic heat ray made of thousands of polished brass shields.
Ophiuchus:Your worldview will be challenged today when a customer at work vomits up several small magnets without breaking eye contact.
Sagittarius:The stars say today will be real spongy. A real absorbent type day.
Capricorn:Today you will finally locate and kill the college student with a writing credit on your life.
Aquarius:Today will go much better if, before you do anything, you eat several pages from your copy of Leaves of Grass.
Pisces:Your love life is due for a sudden long-distance strike from heavy artillery. Make sure you are fortified correctly.
Was too busy to make a halloween thing this year, but enjoy this small story about love, old ladies and good etiquette about sharing a bathroom
the comic was made for last year’s halloween @liliesanthology but it just got oublished on this year Corpse Lily vol, check it and consider buying it if you are into some fine scary ladies romance
