#on one hand

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Spent my day at work wiggling my cute little bum on my pretty blue plug.

alright okay. alright okay. okay. so here’s the scene. 

Door Number 1: yasha, jester and fjord eating room service, maybe playing spin the bottle, having a nice time 

Door Number 2: Molly + a empty room and two prostitutes, you can infer the rest

Door Number 3: caleb “and anyway that’s how I killed my parents” divulging all of his life secrets while nott and beau listen in dead silence. 

Elon Musk buys twitter and I wake up to a tumblr feed that is suddenly full of people I didn’t even know I was following or why I have followed them.

sentences that make you appreciate python:

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