#on one hand

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Spent my day at work wiggling my cute little bum on my pretty blue plug.

Attempting to figure out whether my next spam should be link from mainstream or jack burridge from boy a …hmm

alright okay. alright okay. okay. so here’s the scene. 

Door Number 1: yasha, jester and fjord eating room service, maybe playing spin the bottle, having a nice time 

Door Number 2: Molly + a empty room and two prostitutes, you can infer the rest

Door Number 3: caleb “and anyway that’s how I killed my parents” divulging all of his life secrets while nott and beau listen in dead silence. 

Elon Musk buys twitter and I wake up to a tumblr feed that is suddenly full of people I didn’t even know I was following or why I have followed them.

sentences that make you appreciate python:

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