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Y/N enlists her five best friends, Zayn, Harry, Niall, Louis and Liam, to help her contact her ghost gf through her ouija board, but they keep getting scared and breaking the circle they formed! How will she ask her gf to meet her in the old graveyard at midnight for a secret rendezvous now??

Y/N is a 50s house wife who is driven slowly crazy by the mundanity and repression and endless jello, shrimp, and mayo salads. She falls in love with her neighbor Shirley, and together they hatch a plan to kill their husbands, steal their money, and escape to the countryside. Shirley gets caught, but Y/N and her friends from the local bar, a trusty gay dance troupe consisting of handsome sailors, surfers and skiers, manage to break her out of jail so she and Y/N can hop into their get away car and drive off into the sunset, richer and emancipated. The dance troupe serenades their speedy exit from the suburbs.

Zayn meets a beautiful yet untamed horse who has been deemed too wild to be ridden. The grumpy old farmer who owns her tells him that he can try to train her at his own risk but if they don’t win the next big race in town he’ll send her off to work in a glue factory. Despite everyone telling him it’s impossible, Zayn and the horse come in first place and he receives a big shiny trophy while a large wreath of flowers is gently placed around the horse’s neck.

Y/N is the horse.

Y/N decides to sign up for a hot yoga class in hopes of meeting cute girls. Instead, she meets Harry Styles who gives her some good tips on how to nap in the back of the room without the instructor noticing. He explains that he only joined because he has a crush on the boy at the reception desk and wanted an excuse to walk by him twice a week in yoga pants. Together they persevere through five weeks of hot yoga while taking a lot of very peaceful relaxing naps and getting a few phone numbers in the process.

It’s 1973 and Y/N is a closeted lesbian working a blue collar job and wishing she knew where to meet ladies. Her co-worker Louis Tomlinson senses her discontent and longing for community and on the DL invites her to a disco. “Y/N,” he says, gesturing to the light up dance floor. “Welcome to the future. Welcome home.” 

They dance the night away, he teaches her all his moves, and in months Y/N is a regular and every girl wants to roller-skate with her.

Y/N never knew her father but through a series of choreographed Abba numbers she is able to meet the five men who each slept with her mother in 1979 before realizing they were all gay. She invites the men - Harry, Louis, Zayn, Liam and Niall - to her Greece wedding where, upon not knowing who her biological father is, the five of them decide to take up the role of her father together. They walk Y/N down the aisle and hand her off to her wife together, each shedding a tear while softly singing Abba. Everyone is in matching skin-tight lamé jumpsuits. Cher is there.

1dgaymagines:

You’re an orphan whose parents died under mysterious circumstances. After years spent living in an orphanage you’re sent off to the mansion of a perviously unknown mysterious relative - Harry Styles, your eccentric and affluent gay uncle. He welcomes you into his lavish, peculiarly decorated home and reveals that you have secret magic powers which he must train you to use so that together you may defeat an evil force* and bring happiness and magic to the world.

*the evil force is an allegory for homophobia

Y/n and her fellow bisexual Louis are shopping when y/n comes out of the dressing room in a denim jacket. Louis becomes offended, assuring y/n that he is the denim jacket bisexual of their friendship. “They’re my thing,” he says. Y/n gets upset and leaves the store to calm down. Louis finds her in the food court with a shopping bag on his arm. “I didn’t mean anything by it, love. You’re clearly just the leather jacket bi here,” Louis says. He opens the bag to reveal the pricey leather jacket y/n actually wanted but was out of her price range. They go bowling in their respective jackets later and post several photos captioned “Bi Bowling Babes” on Instagram.

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Y/N is having a hard day, feeling stressed out and lonely. Her roommate Liam Payne says, “Y/N, let’s turn that down up side down and head to the beach!” He then calls up her closest friends, Zayn, Harry, Louis, and Niall, and together they speed off to the coast in Liam’s fancy car. There, she forgets her woes over fancy cocktails. Harry builds her a sand-castle. Louis reminds her to put sunscreen on. Niall buys her an ice cream cone. Zayn acts as her wing-man when she asks the pretty girl at the hot-dog stand out. She leaves the beach smiling. 

After a magical trip to Disneyland to celebrate Valentines day, Y/N run into Niall at a bar in LA. He is so moved by their profound love that he calls up his friends from One Direction (ALL FOUR OF THEM), stating that there’s a gay-mergency. They use their magical boy-bander powers to teleport to the bar, and immediately reform the band for the sole purpose of serenading y/n and her girlfriend on this special night. They break out all the sapphic classics including End of the Day andI Would, and after a mind-blowing performance they fire up the karaoke machine and y/n calls up all her gay friends and it turns into a lesbian/gay boybander solidarity 1D singalong bash with OT5. All the single wlw go home hoarse from singing, and in pairs or trios for sweet Valentines loving. 

Y/N’s mysterious gay neighbors who might also be secret popstars, Harold and Lewis, give her $100,000 dollars to blow on a fantastic Valentines date night with her gorgeous girlfriend. Cue champagne, bubble baths, heart shaped jacuzzis, the fanciest dinner she’s ever had, and a night with her girl in the Honeymoon Suite of an exclusive hotel. Thanks dads! 

You’re worried about signaling and are afraid that you don’t look enough like a lesbian to meet other wlw. “Y/N,” your bff Harry tells you, “it’s not how you dress that makes you a lesbian, it’s your love for women. If it would make you happy though, I can help you pick out some new clothes.” The next day he takes you to the local Goodwill and you spend hours together picking out and trying on all of the gayest clothes in the store. He helps you dig through piles of grandma sweaters and flared pants and flannel shirts until you’ve found a lesbian style that feels comfortable and very You. You even find some pride pins in a bucket of badges in the back! Just on the walk home you get lesbian nods from seven different girls!

Y/N is rescuing a pitbull at the local shelter. Extremely helpful and charming volunteer Liam Payne offers to help. He takes her from kennel to kennel, introducing her to dogs of all shapes, sizes, and temperaments. He also asks her about her activity level, the size of her yard, and how many hours she’ll spend at home with the dog, and it’s extremely refreshing for her to meet someone so invested in rescue dogs well being! When he introduces her to the beautiful pitbull Creamsicle, she knows she’s in love. He harnesses Creamsicle up and together they go on a walk together so he can show her the basic obedience Creamie knows. Tears come to Y/N’s eyes–this is the perfect dog for her! Once they’re back at the shelter, Liam goes through paperwork with Y/N, and gives her the number of one of his fellow volunteers, a very pretty girl he could tell was checking out Y/N the whole time. “She loves Creamsicle…I bet she’d like to see her again,” he assures her. They high five, and Y/N brings her new best friend home, dreaming of the cute volunteer. (The girl, not Liam.) 

Y/N is on a college tour led by five charming lads. She’s with her parents and too nervous to ask about LGBT resources on campus, but after catching her eye, the student representative with the braces and wining smile, Louis, decides to make a bee-line to the LGBT center on campus and point it out. He nods subtly to her after the fact, and the other boys flash her reassuring thumbs up. They see her, and they have her back. 

Y/N has just moves to a new town and checks out the local crystals shop/yoga studio. There she meets pilates instructor/healer-in-training/cashier, Zayn. He senses her raw gay energy and upon checking her out, gives her a discount on her order. Through the power of gay connection, Y/N levels up as a witch right there on the spot. She agrees to attend his pilates class and he tells her theres lots of gorgeous single new age ladies. 

Y/N and her beautiful girlfriend are both, tragically, very bad at home improvement, after having made the incorrect assumption the other would be the expert. After nearly burning the house down, Y/N and her girlfriend decide they should get a second opinion, even if they’re worried some annoying man is going to treat them like idiots. Luckily, Liam Payne is the first employee at Home Depot to help them. He is friendly and not at all condescending and has the most charming customer service smile. He sets them up with tools and lumber and gives them tips on how to install their new floor. He even carries their bags to the car with them, and compliments their rainbow flag bumper sticker with a wink before hinting that he and his boyfriend also went through a similar period of remodeling struggles before consulting Ye Old Wise Home Depot. Y/N and her girlfriend drive home, stress free. 

Imagine:

Harry Styles is your mom who drives you to soccer practice and always brings healthy snacks for you and your friends. Sometimes you share your ants-on-a-log with the girl in the goal post who cut off all her hair to donate over the summer. She compliments your bracelets and you compliment her cleats. Harry Styles looks on from the sidelines with misty eyes.

Y/N loves her high school theater teacher, Mr. Tomlinson, because he always lets her audition for the male leads even when all her past directors have made her play all girl parts. She just wants an excuse to perform love scenes opposite pretty girls and he recognizes that as a noble pursuit.

Y/N and Harry have a luxurious self care day where they get sheep placenta facials and gossip about their crushes together