#apollo
Daphne: [Texting with Apollo, pre-Thanatos.] What the fuck?
Echo: …
Daphne: What the FUCK?!
Echo: [Stare’s disapprovingly.]
Daphne: I’m sorry. [Shows her the text chain.] Apollo just referred to my vagina as my “lady flower”.
Echo: [Disgusted] Ugh! Dump him immediately.
Artemis: Do you ever feel guilty about anything you do?
Apollo: Guilt is like a stomachache from overeating. You make all sorts of promises while you’re feeling it, but once it passes you just get hungry again.
Artemis: Most people are not like you.
Apollo: Everybody’s like me. I’m just not in denial.
Apollo: Are you mad?
Artemis:No
Apollo: So sharpening daggers at 2 am is just a hobby?
Aphrodite: Hey where’s Artemis?
Athena: What do you mean?
Aphrodite: I mean where is she, i haven’t seen her in a while
Ares: Yeah, it’s been like a few months
Dionysus: Wow even Ares noticed she was gone
Ares: *nodding gravely* i know
Apollo: Wait, my sister is gone?!
Athena: She’s not gone, she’s just probably out hunting
Apollo: NOO SHES GONE
Apollo: I DON’T WANNA BE AN ONLY CHILD
Athena: *exasperated* You’re not an only child
Hermes: You’ll never be an only child when Zeus is our father
Zeus: Hey! I heard that!
pointless arguing continues
somewhere in the middle of the woods
Artemis: *laying on a hammock completely unbothered*
One of the Hunters of Artemis: My lady, aren’t you worried what the gods will think when they notice you’ve been here for six months?
Artemis: *opens one eye to stare at the hunter* *closes eye and smirks* nope
Hermes: Come here i wanna show you something
Hermes: *turns around and walks away*
Apollo:nice
Hermes: That’s not it, but thanks ;)
Apollo: Aphrodite I’m in love!
Aphrodite: With who?!
Apollo:✨Myself✨
Apollo: Couldn’t sleep either?
Ares: Yeah, bad thoughts, the usual
Ares: What about you?
Apollo: How the fuck does wind work, like how the fuck? Does it go?
Ares, nodding: Mine was eels
Apollo: *walks into an art museum*
Apollo: I’m here to donate myself
if you can’t tell I love these AUs
Seungcheol (S.Coups) - Son of Ares - God of War
- a strong and courageous leader
- cares about the boys that fall under his leadership (not just the other members, but also others they trained with like Samuel)
- very muscular (just look at his thighs)
Jeonghan - Son of Aphrodite - Goddess of Love and Beauty
- the prettiest boy to ever exist
- seriously is there any haircut or outfit that doesn’t look amazing on this boy?
- has every other member whipped for him - Seungcheol, Joshua, and Dino especially - not to mention the fans
Joshua - Son of Athena - Goddess of Wisdom, Courage, and Inspiration
- can speak five different languages (english, korean, japanese, chinese, and spanish)
- moved across an ocean without his family to pursue a career as an idol
Jun - Son of Nike - Goddess of Victory
- Jun just seems like he’d be naturally good at whatever he tries (not that he doesn’t/won’t put in effort)
- could have continued his acting career and would probably have been very successful, chose to move to a new country to pursue singing instead
Soonyoung (Hoshi) - Son of Hephaestus - God of Blacksmiths and Fire
- does creating choreography count as working with his hands?
- Hoshi is real fit, I can see him fitting in with mechanics and the like
Wonwoo - Son of Persephone - Goddess of Springtime and Queen of the Underworld
- a sweet, happy boy
- makes my heart melt when he smiles
- can look quite intimidating though
- everyone’s favorite emo boy
Jihoon (Woozi) - Son of Hermes - God of Messengers, Thieves, Travelers, and Merchants
- can do everything - singing, dancing, rapping, writing lyrics, composing, playing instruments, you name it
- looks super adorable but is actually quite sly and sneaky
- not afraid to take a bitch down
Seokmin (DK) - Son of Apollo - God of the Sun, Archery, Music, and Healing
- likes to spend his time making sure the other members are happy
- so full of energy
- his smile is infectious
- have you ever heard this boy’s voice like damn
- those high notes though
Mingyu - Son of Poseidon - God of the Sea
- the very definition of long, tan, and handsome
- does anyone else remember those meme pictures of him in the pool with the flowery swim cap?
- other than that it just seems like the right fit
Minghao (The8) - Son of Hebe - Goddess of Youth
- even with his recent glow up he still has a bit of a baby face
- tbh I don’t think he’ll ever look anything other than younger than he really is
- his precious giggle and smile make everyone around him so happy
Seungkwan - Son of Iris - Goddess of Rainbows
- let’s face it, if any member was the son of the rainbow goddess, it would be Seungkwan
- boy is sassy and not afraid to stand his ground
- does his amazing vocal ability count as good communication skills?
Vernon - Son of Dionysus - God of Wine, Parties, Madness, and Theatre
- I’m just picturing that shot from the Adore U music video with Vernon and Dino sitting in the plants
- something about Vernon makes me think he could throw some killer parties
Chan (Dino) - Son of Demeter - Goddess of the Harvest, Agriculture, Seasons, and Fertility
- again, that one shot of him and Vernon in the music video for Adore U
- could potentially control plants with his amazing rap skills
- is a sweet little flower himself, so it would make sense that his godly parent would be associated with them
Witch of The Week
@justawitchygirl
What is ‘Witch of The Week’?
Every week, I randomly choose one amazing, underrated witchblr to feature! I want to make sure that more people discover these great blogs, and also to Wake Witchblr, because there are a LOT of interesting blogs to follow; you just haven’t found it yet ♀️
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JustAWitchyGirl is a devotee of Aphrodite and she posts a lot of sweet appreciation posts of her
Her blog gives you a daily dose of wholesome relatable Aphrodite appreciation along with plenty of posts directed at baby/beginner witchies.
She also runs the discord server 'Just a Witchy Coven’, which I absolutely LOVE. It has a strict anti-bigotry policy and everyone there is just so welcoming.
Currently, she is looking for a mentor. I’m not sure if she is still looking atm, but if you feel you would be interested in this, definitely contact her, and join her discord too, while youre at it!
Thought Cate Blanchett and Helena Bonham Carter would’ve made a great Midnighter and Apollo.
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tokyo revengers characters as porn stars
- includes:hakkai shiba + shuuji hanma + hajime kokonoi + taiju shiba
- genre:smut (minors + ageless blogs dni!! you’ll be blocked)
- warnings:sex work, porn star!reader, gn!reader, sex on camera, size kink, fingering, oral (receiving), mention of degradation