softwaring:

the specificity

milfmarthawayne:

to all the people who may be coming back here from twitter in light of elon’s purchase:

ruffboijuliaburnsides:

alwerakoo:

neosatsuma:

scottandhiskind:

paula-of-christ:

Thus is your sign to become Catholic ☺

nibeul:

nibeul:

nibeul:

hating the franchise you’re fixated on is a rite of passage

to the person who said “of course OP is a Star Wars fan”, fuck you

I was about to ask how that’s even possible then realized this is from an SPN blog

cryoverkiltmilk:

radiation:

People who send anon hate and expect to be taken seriously are so funny like ohhhh shit looks like I got the Phantom of the Askbox on my ass

nyctoheart:

these tags are so funnyyyy

swan2swan:

tolkienblackgirl:

cryptvokeeper:

lakemojave:

You have no idea how much I want this mass migration to tumblr to be real. I would love it if there was an entire ecosystem on tumblr of tiktokers who don’t know or don’t want to reblog anything, so they are functionally incapable of interacting with the rest of this website. Nothing is funnier to me

“I understand. You found paradise on TikTok. You had a good fyp, you made good content. The censors protected you and they were friendly for advertisers. So you didn’t need a friend like me. Now you come and say "Tumblr, give me content.” But you don’t ask with respect. You don’t offer reblogs. You don’t even think to call me “Hellsite.” You come into my house on the day my blorbo is to be married and you ask me to do content - for likes.“

The Zootopia gif after the Godfather reference both destroys my soul and is also the Most Appropriate Thing for Tumblr.

notpoppunk:

tomboypolemicist:

I’m Christian and respect the order of creation as God intended it but I’m not gonna lie if I could take a massive vat of agar and grow an alive shopping mall made out of red blood and meat and feed it living human bodies to make it expand larger with more shops and amenities, Without hesitation, Without question I would do exactly that

i just feel at home on this website

readreaper man by terry pratchett. it’s not that but it’s close for a while.

I sometimes wonder if people realize it’s me when I respond to comments via my main or if they’re just sitting there like “whomst the fuck is randomly sending me hearts and sobbing emojis”

prguitarman:

yeahiwasintheshit:

phoenixbrightheart:

looshahontas:

nerviovago:

The sharks are taking turns experiencing the

Weirdest shit they ever did see

teacupchimera:

p1ratew3nch:

headspace-hotel:

teacupchimera:

headspace-hotel:

hummerous:

headspace-hotel:

headspace-hotel:

i think it’s time for bed I couldn’t remember the word “foal” and i thought to myself “horse sapling”

antlers, a thing that horses have

I WAS TIRED

You and me both

@headspace-hotel​ I hope you don’t mind, but I had to try my hand at drawing a ‘horse sapling’! and @hummerous​ I added a unicorn horn to replace the antlers you mentioned :P

THE HORSE SAPLING

There’s a post that starts with this ^ image, that looks like what the grown-up would look like.

horse sapling now featuring moss mare :D