#op translation
I’m terribly sorry that I missed the date I promised in the last part, life threw some lemons at my face and it took me a while to make orange juice out of them.
Anyway, part three of this wacky story;
Lufranky: Oi! It’s the enemy!! There’s so many of them!!
Sanzo & Franji:Aa..
Sanzo: Should’ve known that he is just itching to fight..
Franji: He just can’t resist the Robobody..
Navy officer: Hm? So they are coming down.. It takes great bravery to face us.
Navy officer: Huuh?? Three!? Don’t tell me you three are seriously going to face the 20 000 of us??
Navy officer: Gyahaha!! How naive!
Lufranky: Zoro! Sanji!
Zopper & Sanzo: Mm!
Lufranky: Let’s go!
Roffy: Carrying swords on his back like that is so cute..!
Lufranky:Gomu gomu no.. (Not really gum though)
Lufranky: Strong right gatling!!
Navy: *painful anime noises*
Lufranky: *Anime noises* Fireball!
Navy officer: What?! Why is he so happy to fight??
Navy: He’s so happy that he’s crying?!
Navy:That’s too much crying!
Lufranky: Nipple light!
Navy: Uwaa! So bright!!
Lufranky: Radical (crying) beaaaamm!!
Navy: Gyaaa! What the hell is he?!
Zopper: Santooryu.. (Three swordstyle)
Zopper: Tanuki claw!
Sanzo: Diable jump..
Sanzo: Marimo shoot!
Chobin: So cool! They are so strong even though they have swapped bodies!
Sanzo: Ah!
Zoro: A wound on a man’s back is a swordsman’s shame
Sanzo: Hey you guys!!
Sanzo: Make as many wounds as you can on my back!!
Navy: What the hell are you?! What kind of a request is that?!
Zopper:Stooooppp!!
Sanzo: Hurry up! Painful wounds please! Here, come! What’s the hold up!
Navy: What kind of a hobby is that?!
Zopper:That’s enough, idiot cook! Stop living so shamefully!
Sanzo: Shut up! You really think you can hit me with that short reach of yours!!
Zopper: The handicap is fine!
Chobin: Another fight has started..
Roffy: The second one..
Chobin: Huh? Luffy is gone too?
Roffy:Really?
Usomi: Chopper! Robin! There’s navy coming here as well!!
Chobin:Eeeh??
Usomi: You fight as well!!
I’ll try to have next translation out in the beginning of April as long as no more lemons fly my way.
Usomi: Listen Luffy! If you meet with Red-hair Shanks in that body he won’t recognize you!
Lufranky: Shanks!!
Shanks: Huh? Who?
Lufranky: Shanks! Shanks!
Lufranky: That’s right! That can’t happen!!
Nababrook: I don’t care anymore..
Usomi:Nami?
Nababrook: If this goes on, I want to die.. Oh, But I’m already dead, aren’t I… Yohohoho….
Usomi: You’re taking this really hard, Nami..
Broopp: Ah? Nami-san is making skeleton jokes as well?
Usomi: But still.. These are kind of heavy, aren’t they?
Chobin: My shoulders are hurting..
Sanzo: *Naturally, nosebleeds*
Zopper: Hey Ero-cook!! Don’t use my body for stupid things like that!!
Sanzo: Shut up marimo tanuki!(Or Marimo deer) Being in your body is enough to seriously piss me off! So annoying!!
Usomi: Hm? What are you doing Franky?
Franji:Ah!
Franji: I was planning to remodel this body into a ‘cuisine robot’!
Sanzo:Stop!! Don’t use other peoples bodies for things like that!!
Lufranky: Ah, so cool!!
Listing things as seen in the picture, such as oven and knife etc.
Sanjis faces functions from clockwise;
From the left nostril: Salt
From the right nostril: Pepper
From the mouth: Mayonnaise
From the nose: Ketchup
Sanzo: By the way Franky..
Is it possible to add a function that would make it possible to see through the ladies clothes..?
Franji: Sanji.. It’s already in development.
Sanzo: Good job Franky!!
Franji: After all, it’s the dream for entire humankind!
Sanzo:I look forward to seeing it in the future!
Broopp: It’s kind of gross to see Zoro-san and Sanji-san getting along so well.
Zopper:Geh!
Usomi: Anyway, we should try and return everyone to their own bodies.
Chobin: All we have to do is catch Traffy, right?
Usomi:Traffy?
Chobin: Since we obviously are still in the range of his ability, it must mean that he’s on this island.
So there’s probably a town nearby, so it’s possible the town’s people have information on Traffy. We should go ask around.
Lufranky: Ooh!! Chopper’s right!
Zopper: Hee- Good job Chopper.
Roffy: As expected.
Chobin: Those compliments…
Chobin: Don’t make me happy at all, you bastards..!!
Usomi: That’s so creepy!
Sanzo: Wait a second you guys!
Sanzo: Before that there’s something I need to do!
Usomi: Huh?
Sanzo: Usopp! Chopper!
It’s time for a bath!
Usomi: That’s true! It’s a part of our morning routine!
Chobin: At a time like this? Well, it’s fun to bathe together!
Nababook: Wait wait wait!!!
Lufranky: Okay!! Let’s go look for Traffy!
Everyone:Yeaah!!
Navy officer: You idiots!!
Lufranky:Hm?
Navy officer: I won’t let you into the town! I won’t let you!!
Usomi: What is it?
Geh! The Navy!!
Chobin: At a time like this?! It’s bad!
Zopper: Are you going to get in our way?
Navy officer: This is the day when the Straw Hat crew will be captured! Will be captured!!
We have over 20 000 men who will not be defeated by you! We won’t be defeated!!
Navy:Gyahaha!! Commodore, 20 000 is too much..!!
Chobin: 20 000??
Usomi: Yeah right!!
Roffy: But in our current condition a fight would be quite bad..
Usomi: Why are you drinking tea again?!
Part 3/5 will be posted 22nd of January