#or at least neil likes to
I was reading a twin incorrect quotes post about one telling the other “YOU’RE ADOPTED” in the middle of a fight. as it tends to do, upon hearing twins, I immediately thought of the Twinyards.
And then, immediately realized how many reasons there were that this would never happen with them.
Aaron and Andrew deserved better. Tilda sucks. Nothing new here.
And yes, the twin post I mentioned did feature Atsumu and Osamu. Imagine they meet the Twinyards at the summer Olympics or something and the Miyas are doing their usual fighting and
Atsumu: you know what?
Atsumu: YOU’RE ADOPTED.
Osamu: if I’m adopted, then you’re adopted dumbass.
Aaron:
Aaron: you always fight like that?
Atsumu: yeah, don’t tell me you’ve never yelled that at your brother.
Andrew, completely deadpan: I’m adopted.
Aaron: …yeah, he is adopted so, not as effective.
Everyone else, by now knowing that Andrew is not one to joke or lie for the hell of it, looking from Andrew to Aaron in confusion and concern:
Neil: you know what?
Neil: just don’t worry about it.
alternatively:
Atsumu, to Osamu: YOU’RE ADOPTED.
Aaron: wait, really? he is?
Atsumu, giving Aaron a funny look: uhh… no… of course not.
Osamu: even with the hair, I would’ve thought it was pretty obvious that we were twins?
Aaron, offended that his intelligence is in question: oh, yeah, of course you’re twins, I wasn’t questioning that. it’s just that-
Andrew: I’m adopted.
Miya twins, staring at the clearly identical Twinyards:
Andrew: it was a bit of a shock for us too. but especially for his mother. thought she would get away with it forever.
Aaron: OUR mother
Andrew: no, definitely just your mother.
Aaron, casually: oh, well, I’ve been calling it matricide, should I just call it homicide instead?
Andrew: call it whatever you want.
Miya twins: what
Neil: I wouldn’t call it either. more like suicide, it’s not like she couldn’t see it coming.
Miya twins: w h a t
Matt: Jesus fucking Christ you three, you can’t just say stuff like that!
Miya twins, and everyone in the surrounding area: W H A T
Matt: you know what?
Matt: just don’t worry about it.
