Jamie: I’m kind of crushing on someone, but I’m worried about telling you who it is, because you’re not going to like it.
Gordon: Just rip the band-aid off.
Jamie: It’s Sy.
Gordon: Put the band-aid back on.

Tattletale: “They’ll never find the body” is a boring threat. Threaten that they’ll never stop finding the body

Skitter: They’ll be recovering pieces of you for at least three months. You will be alive for at least two of them.

Grue: That’s terrifying

Imp: They’ll never know if they’re finding parts of your body.

How else is she going to stand?

Skitter: what do you mean Just Standing There Ominously doesn’t count as socializing

Skitter: “Dude,” but romantically.
Tattletale: “Babe,” but platonically.
Regent: “Sweetheart,” but rivalry.
Bitch: “Bastard,” but partner.
Grue:“Darling,” except I can’t stand you.