#original dead like me

Bucky: Nah, five deaths is not a disaster.

Tony: How many deaths is a disaster?

Bucky: More than five. Five’s bullshit.

Tony: How many?

Bucky:Sixteen to twenty, disaster; twenty-one and up, catastrophe; eight to fifteen is a calamity.

Steve: Seven and under?

Bucky: That’s a cryin’ shame.