#tony x bucky x steve

Steve:Y'know, I don’t understand this at all. You give me one good reason why you don’t want to go to debriefing.

Bucky:[in rapid succession] It’s hot…

Tony: It’s boring…

Bucky: The people sucks…

Tony: The walls are ugly…

Bucky: I have to wear a tie…

Tony: I have to wear a underwear…

Steve:Enough!

Tony: [about baby Groot] Aw, aren’t you just the sweetest little thing? I just wanna dunk you in my coffee.

Bucky:[to Steve] They are so cute from a reasonable distance.

Tony: [to Bucky and Steve] This love stuff…. we never mention it again.

Bucky: Nah, five deaths is not a disaster.

Tony: How many deaths is a disaster?

Bucky: More than five. Five’s bullshit.

Tony: How many?

Bucky:Sixteen to twenty, disaster; twenty-one and up, catastrophe; eight to fifteen is a calamity.

Steve: Seven and under?

Bucky: That’s a cryin’ shame.