#tony x steve
superior iron man x captain hydra
Steve:Y'know, I don’t understand this at all. You give me one good reason why you don’t want to go to debriefing.
Bucky:[in rapid succession] It’s hot…
Tony: It’s boring…
Bucky: The people sucks…
Tony: The walls are ugly…
Bucky: I have to wear a tie…
Tony: I have to wear a underwear…
Steve:Enough!
Tony: I really feel like there were a few extra children in there.
Steve: I didn’t recognize some of them.
[Rhodey doesn’t like the fact Steve is interested in Tony]
Rhodey: Get outside!
Steve: Rhodes, I assure you my intentions are honorable. I mean, my thoughts are filthy but I rarely act on them.
Tony: Steve is irrelevant.
Rhodey: Yeah, and I’m the Queen of England.
Tony: Nice seeing you, Cap.
Steve: Yeah, you too. [As Tony leaves] Damn it.
Sam:What?
Steve: I’m in love with him.
Bucky:[hits him] No! As your sponsor I will not let you relapse. You blew it; it’s over-move on.
Steve: I don’t know! I just have this feeling. He’s the future Mr. Steve Rogers.
Steve: Dirty board game?
Tony: Dirty Scrabble. It’s actually just regular Scrabble with extra F’s, B’s, and J’s.
[Tony approaches Steve at Peggy’s funeral]
Tony: I thought she’d outlive us both just for spite.
Steve: It’s odd. All that feistiness packed into one little urn. [looks at Tony] I’m glad you came.
Tony:[takes his hand] Wouldn’t be anywhere else.
Tony: Steve, can we deal with this later? Because I’m working on a very big deadline right now. I’m busy.
Steve: You’re dizzy? You should lie down.
Bucky: Okay, now, try to pick one of us up.
[Steve walks over to Tony, lifts him up]
Tony: What are you doing, man?
Steve: You looked the lightest.
Tony: All right, put me down.
Steve: Okay. You’re dumb and lazy.
Tony:[answers phone]Hello.
Steve: Hello, Tony, how are you doing today? I am fine. Nice weather lately, huh? Would you like to go out to dinner with me tonight?
Tony: Okay. Wait, who is this?
Steve: It’s me, Steve.
Tony: Oh. Okay.
Tony: [about baby Groot] Aw, aren’t you just the sweetest little thing? I just wanna dunk you in my coffee.
Bucky:[to Steve] They are so cute from a reasonable distance.
Tony: [to Bucky and Steve] This love stuff…. we never mention it again.
Bucky: Nah, five deaths is not a disaster.
Tony: How many deaths is a disaster?
Bucky: More than five. Five’s bullshit.
Tony: How many?
Bucky:Sixteen to twenty, disaster; twenty-one and up, catastrophe; eight to fifteen is a calamity.
Steve: Seven and under?
Bucky: That’s a cryin’ shame.
Steve:[texting]Hi.
Tony: Send dudes.
Steve: You mean nudes?
Tony: I’m in a fight. I need more men.
“Its the 21st century Nat, get with the time!”
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