#original friends
Normani: I get crushes like this all the time! I mean hell, I had a crush on you when I first met you!
Dinah: I know, Lauren told me.
Camila: Did you have a crush on me when you first met me?
Normani: [long pause] Yeah. Sure. [Dinah gives her a questioning look, Normani shakes her head no]
Camila: Can you people not see me?!
[Camila’s dad catches them having sex]
Lauren: This is okay. We’re all adults here; there’s nothing to be ashamed of. Now, let’s put our underwear in our pockets and walk out the door.
[they walk out to a stunned Alejandro]
Camila: Hi papi! I can still call you that right?
Alejandro: Of course. I’ll always be your father.
Lauren: I just want you to know that what you witnessed in there, that wasn’t for fun.
Camila, hurt: It wasn’t fun?!
Lauren: [panicked] Why? Why-why-would you—Wh-why?!
[Camila turns on the lamp to wake Lauren up]
Lauren: What?! What are you doing?!
Camila: Do you know what just happened?
Lauren: Yeah. We had sex and then we fell asleep.
Camila: No. We were in the middle of sex…and you fell asleep.
Lauren: Nooo! No, that’s not true. No, best time ever! Yeah, you rocked my world! [she turns out the light to go back to sleep]
Camila: [turning the light back on] Lauren?
Lauren:What?!
Camila: I was giving you some of my best moves, and you missed it. So please wake up so we can do it right!
Camila: Hey, Mani, can I borrow your eyelash curler, I think I lost mine.
Normani: Yeah, it’s the bathroom.
[Dinah puts two and two together]
Dinah: [eyes are wide] OH! OHH! OH!!
Lauren: Dinah, can I talk to you for a second? [she grabs her and starts to drag Dinah into Camila’s room]
Dinah: OOHH!! OHH! Oh-oh-oh! Oh-oh!!
[Lauren pushes her through the door and Camila closes it behind them]
[Lauren tackles Dinah onto her bed and tries to cover her mouth]
Dinah:Ohhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!
Lauren: Yes. Yes. [lets her up]
Dinah: [to Lauren] You?! [to Camila] And-and you?!
Camila: Yes, but you cannot tell anyone! No one knows!
Dinah: How?! When?!
Lauren: It happened in London.
Dinah: IN LONDON!!!
Lauren: The reason we didn’t tell anyone was because we didn’t want to make a big deal out of it.
Dinah: But it is a big deal!! I have to tell someone!
[they both grab her and stop her from getting up]
Lauren: No-no-no-no-no! You can’t!
Camila: Please. Please! We just don’t want to deal with telling everyone, okay? Just promise you won’t tell.
[Dinah thinks it over, it’s obvious she’s in pain]
Dinah: All right! Man, this is unbelievable! I mean, it’s great, but…
Camila: I know, it’s great!
[she goes over and kisses Lauren]
Dinah: Aww, I don’t want to see that!
Tamaki: This tie hurts my Tamaki’s apple.
Kyoya: For the last time, it’s not named after each individual man.
