#dinah jane hansen
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Caminah’s Friendship Supremacy ONLY ✨
I miss the goofiness of Walz and China
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This performance is so UNDERRATED!! Y'all slept on this one real big ✊
Dinah to Camila: “You are the best thing that’s ever been mine.” (T. Swift - Mine Lyrics)
I miss seeing these two beautiful souls together
“I need more than 50 ft. away.” - Lauren Jauregui, 2020
Lauren reminding us of social distancing. ✊
I feel like we’ll be getting so much Camren content this year oHMYGOD
I am sooooo ready for this
HER LAUGH
DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON HER VOCALS
FCK I’M SO IN LOVE
CRY WITH ME
Dude, I can’t fucking stress this enough. LAUREN IS SO FUCKING GORGEOUS. Like I legitimately cannot fcking believe someone could look THAT aesthetic. I love her personality and her character and all, and I don’t wanna sound shallow, but holy mother of god look at her fcking face! She would hands down make you question your sexuality. She is just THAT FUCKING BEAUTIFUL.
I mean…
i CAN’T -
LIKE WTF ARE U EVEN REAL
Fucking planet green eyes attacking us
FUCKING HELL JAUREGUI
Dinah: [in trouble with Ally] You don’t even gotta say nothin’, I’ve changed my life, I am living for the lord. I am living for the lord! When I think of the goodness of Jesus and all that he has done for me, my soul cries out “Hallelujah, thank God, for saving me.”
Ally:
Ally: You finished?
Normani: I get crushes like this all the time! I mean hell, I had a crush on you when I first met you!
Dinah: I know, Lauren told me.
Camila: Did you have a crush on me when you first met me?
Normani: [long pause] Yeah. Sure. [Dinah gives her a questioning look, Normani shakes her head no]
Camila: Can you people not see me?!
Ally: Alright, so we all know somebody lit Mani’s car on fire.
Normani: And that somebody is named Dinah.
Ally: We don’t know who it is.
Normani: I do. It was Dinah.
Ally: We can’t really blame anybody at this point.
Normani: I can, and I blame Dinah.
Ally: So for now, that will have to remain a mystery.
Normani: Mystery solved. Dinah burned up my fucking car.
Camila: I have an excellent gaydar, I can determine if a person is gay or not with just a glance.
Dinah: Lauren has been in love with you for years.
Camila: She what?
Random guy: [on the phone, about a computer chip] You took my chip.
Ally: [to Dinah] Dinah, did you eat this man’s chips?
Dinah: No.
Ally: You sure?
Dinah: I didn’t eat his chips!
[to the phone]
Ally: She didn’t eat your chips.
Camila: Hey, Mani, can I borrow your eyelash curler, I think I lost mine.
Normani: Yeah, it’s the bathroom.
[Dinah puts two and two together]
Dinah: [eyes are wide] OH! OHH! OH!!
Lauren: Dinah, can I talk to you for a second? [she grabs her and starts to drag Dinah into Camila’s room]
Dinah: OOHH!! OHH! Oh-oh-oh! Oh-oh!!
[Lauren pushes her through the door and Camila closes it behind them]
[Lauren tackles Dinah onto her bed and tries to cover her mouth]
Dinah:Ohhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!
Lauren: Yes. Yes. [lets her up]
Dinah: [to Lauren] You?! [to Camila] And-and you?!
Camila: Yes, but you cannot tell anyone! No one knows!
Dinah: How?! When?!
Lauren: It happened in London.
Dinah: IN LONDON!!!
Lauren: The reason we didn’t tell anyone was because we didn’t want to make a big deal out of it.
Dinah: But it is a big deal!! I have to tell someone!
[they both grab her and stop her from getting up]
Lauren: No-no-no-no-no! You can’t!
Camila: Please. Please! We just don’t want to deal with telling everyone, okay? Just promise you won’t tell.
[Dinah thinks it over, it’s obvious she’s in pain]
Dinah: All right! Man, this is unbelievable! I mean, it’s great, but…
Camila: I know, it’s great!
[she goes over and kisses Lauren]
Dinah: Aww, I don’t want to see that!
Lauren: [about Camila] She couldn’t be interested in him after.. me.
Dinah: [eye roll] What’s so great about you?
Lauren:
Dinah: I mean… what’s so great about youis—
Lauren: Oh shut up.
Lauren: Can I be frank with you all?
Ally: Sure, but I don’t see how changing your name is going to help—
Camila: Can I still be Camila?
Dinah: I am The Great Dinah!
Normani: Shh… everyone, let Frank speak.
Camila: We can never let anyone know that we blew that up.
Dinah:Agreed.
Camila: Take it to the grave?
Dinah: Take it to the grave.
Camila: This conversation never happened
Dinah: I don’t even know who you are.
Camila: … that’s hurtful, you took it too far.
Dinah: That’s a weird thing for a stranger to say.
Dinah: Ally won’t trace it back to us.
Camila: Are you for real? She traces everything back to us. She traces things we haven’t even DONE back to us.
Ally: Why isn’t the statue smirking at me?
Normani: It isn’t smirking at anyone, they’re all just imagining it.
Dinah: Three of us saw it, Mani, how do you explain that?
Normani: [Points at Camila] Sleep deprivation. [Points at Lauren] Tequila. [Points at Dinah] Delusional personality disorder.
Normani:Read all about the gays!
Lauren: We will not be censored!
Dinah: Lesbians really do exist!
Camila: I support gays, even though I myself am not actually gay!
[Camila and Dinah are sitting on a bench]
Normani: Why do you guys look so sad?
Dinah: Sit down with us so we can tell you.
[Normani sits down]
Camila: The bench is freshly painted.
Normani:
Lauren:Yeeted
Dinah:Yote
Lauren:YEETED
Dinah:YOTE
Ally: I just want to know who threw Camila out the window
Hi guys.
So lately I’ve noticed a very substantial dip with notes on my posts, and I’ve lost a lot of followers as well, so I’m just wondering if y’all are still here and still wanting me to post.
It’s sort of disheartening to see my incorrect quotes get so little notes because I don’t see that anyone else is seeing them or enjoying them.
so…let me know if you guys want me to continue or not.
Dinah: I’ve been thinking about it, and I think you’re right.
Normani: I know.
Normani:
Dinah:
Normani: About what?
Camila: She was poetry, but he couldn’t read.
Lauren: His name was Jared, he’s nineteen.
Dinah: When his parents built a very strange machine.
Normani: Watch that scene, digging the dancing queen.
Ally: Ay, macarena.
Will: Horrible job, everyone.
Camila:Stressed.
Lauren:Depressed.
Normani:Possessed.
Dinah:Obsessed.
Ally: Chicken breast.
4/5:….What?
Ally: I just wanted to join in.
[Dinah opens the door to Shawn]
Shawn: Is Camila here?
Dinah: Uhh, you know what—
[Camila throws herself through the window]
Dinah: —she just left.
Shawn:…Really?
Dinah:Yeah…
[Camila grabs a coat through the broken window]
Dinah:Sorry.
Normani: Get out of my room, Dinah
Dinah, standing exactly one (1) inch from the doorway: But I’m not even in your room
Normani: I don’t care, get out of my room
Dinah: But I’m not IN your room!
Normani: Well you’re bothering me so GET OUT!
Dinah: I’m just minding my own business!
Normani, louder: ALLY, Dinah is in my room!!
Ally from downstairs: Dinah, get out of Normani’s room.
Dinah: I’M NOT EVEN IN HER FUCKING ROOM!!!