#original the office
Ei: Guess what, I have flaws! What are they? Oh, I don’t know…
Ei: I eat too many desserts. Sometimes, I read too many light novels.
Ei: Occasionally, I’ll abandon my mortal body for 500 years and leave the country in the hands of a ruthless clone of myself that starts a war and plunges the country into chaos. So, sue me.
Childe: Guess what, I have flaws! What are they? Oh, I don’t know…
Childe: I sing in the shower. Sometimes, I spend way too much mora.
Childe: Occasionally, I’ll summon an ancient god to go on a rampage in Liyue Harbor. So sue me.