#mod hu tao
Il Dottore: nice frontal lobe :)
Il Dottore: [stirs it like a latte]
Scaramouche: UYEVFyWHfrbgkeshrgYTb76wse
Il Dottore: The procedure was a success
Hu Tao: I have one foot in the grave but in a kind of fun flirty way, the way one might slip on a fishnet stocking
Xiao: Are you fucking stupid
Hu Tao: I mean broadly yeah but what prompted you to ask
Childe: How would you die in Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory?
Scaramouche: I would lie to his face until he mustered up the courage to kill me himself
Scaramouche: I do not identify as a boy or girl, I identify as a nuisance. An irritant. A fool and a problem.
Itto: YEETED
Yoimiya: Yote
Itto: YEETED
Yoimiya: YOTE
Itto: Kujou Tengu, tell her it’s YEETED
Sara: I just want to know who threw the soldier out the window
Childe: My criminal record? The only illegal thing I’ve done is absolutely KILLING it on the dance floor!
Childe: Ha! Just kidding, I have committed many crimes.
Childe: Sick of hearing about “healing crystals” that can “cleanse my aura”. I want to know which rocks can hurt you and fuck up the vibes.
Il Dottore: Uranium
Scaramouche: Literally any rock if you’re willing to resort to violence
All Childe wanters will be Childe havers, this is a threat. (✿◕‿◕)
Yanfei: I just wanna stay here and rewatch every episode of Law and Order.
Yanfei: The murders will cheer me up.
Childe: It is so homophobic that thunderstorms make me want to stand atop a sheer cliff in robes as I brandish a wizard staff but I can’t without getting struck by lightning
Scaramouche: lol this guy doesn’t know how to ward off lightning. amateur
Scaramouche: Atoms never touch, officer, so no, I did not punch that child
Il Dottore: I never should have told you that
Fischl: i want to write a dnd campaign but just play it by myself and dm myself
Fischl: i have been informed that this is called Writing a Book
Lumine: Sometimes, Kazuha stares off into space for no reason.
Paimon: Paimon wonders if he’s thinking about something deep and complex?
Kazuha, in his head: Shakira, Shakira! I never really knew she could dance like this, she make a man wanna speak Spanish—
Venti: The smell of Home Depot is cathartic
Venti: Fairies live in the lights & chandeliers section, gnomes live in the outdoor gardening department
Diluc: Stop romanticizing home depot
Venti: Pixies live in the paint aisle. Fuck you
Ei: Guess what, I have flaws! What are they? Oh, I don’t know…
Ei: I eat too many desserts. Sometimes, I read too many light novels.
Ei: Occasionally, I’ll abandon my mortal body for 500 years and leave the country in the hands of a ruthless clone of myself that starts a war and plunges the country into chaos. So, sue me.
Childe: Guess what, I have flaws! What are they? Oh, I don’t know…
Childe: I sing in the shower. Sometimes, I spend way too much mora.
Childe: Occasionally, I’ll summon an ancient god to go on a rampage in Liyue Harbor. So sue me.
