#incorrect genshin impact
I’m sure you guys know the very valid Genshin Craze.
To be very honest, you know, I’m pretty sure there’s a very obvious way to tell when someone has been playing Genshin-
Oh.
Welp it looks like RenMasa has caught the Genshin disease.
Il Dottore: nice frontal lobe :)
Il Dottore: [stirs it like a latte]
Scaramouche: UYEVFyWHfrbgkeshrgYTb76wse
Il Dottore: The procedure was a success
Hu Tao: I have one foot in the grave but in a kind of fun flirty way, the way one might slip on a fishnet stocking
Xiao: Are you fucking stupid
Hu Tao: I mean broadly yeah but what prompted you to ask
Childe: How would you die in Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory?
Scaramouche: I would lie to his face until he mustered up the courage to kill me himself
Scaramouche: I do not identify as a boy or girl, I identify as a nuisance. An irritant. A fool and a problem.
Thoma: Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep
Itto: YEETED
Yoimiya: Yote
Itto: YEETED
Yoimiya: YOTE
Itto: Kujou Tengu, tell her it’s YEETED
Sara: I just want to know who threw the soldier out the window
Childe: My criminal record? The only illegal thing I’ve done is absolutely KILLING it on the dance floor!
Childe: Ha! Just kidding, I have committed many crimes.
Paimon: It’s so dark… I’m scared.
Bennett: Don’t worry, Paimon. I got this.
Bennett: [stomps foot]
Bennett: [Sketchers light up]
Childe: [backflips over his responsibilities]
Childe:PARKOUR!
Kaeya: My heads hurts.
Diluc: that’s your brain trying to comprehend its own stupidity
Zhongli: Here you go. Nice, hot cup of coffee.
Childe: it’s cold…
Zhongli: Nice cup of coffee.
Childe: it tastes horrible…
Zhongli: Cup of coffee.
Childe: I’m not sure if this is even coffee.
Zhongli:Cup
Diluc: I like my coffee like I like my nights.
Diluc: Endless and impossible to sleep through.
Knights of Favonius: Are you lying?
Venti: That depends on how you define lying.
Knights of Favonius: Well I define it as not telling the truth, how do you define it?
Venti:
Venti: … reclining your body in a horizontal position.
Knights of Favonius: Get out of here.
Venti: That’s fair.
Zhongli, in court: Your honor, I would like to plead guilty as well as to request the death penalty.
Ningguang: This… is a parking ticket..
Diluc:Venti, we need to talk about your professionalism.
Venti: [Standing on a chair] Those are some mighty brave words for a guy who’s standing in lava.
Kaeya: If I punch myself and it hurts, am I too weak or too strong?
Jean: You’re weak
Lisa: You’re strong
Diluc: you’re stupid
Paimon: You were hurt, what do you remember?
Childe: just the ambulance ride.
Paimon: We didn’t take an ambulance, Lumine drove us.
Childe: but I heard a siren
Lumine: That was Zhongli.
Zhongli: sorry, I was nervous
Diluc: [tapping fingers on table]
Kaeya: [taps fingers back furiously]
Lumine: …what’s going on?
Jean: Morse code. They’re talking.
Diluc: –. .-. .- .–. . / .— ..- .. -.-. . / .. … / -… . - - . .-. / - …. .- -. / .– .. -. .
Kaeya: [slams hands on table] YOU TAKE THAT BACK
Childe: I invited you into the woods because I crave the most dangerous game.
Traveler: Knife Monopoly?
Childe:
Childe: I was actually going to hunt you for sport but now I’m interested in whatever the fuck knife Monopoly is.
“The quickest way to a man’s heart is through the fourth and fifth ribs.”
- Probably Sara @ Itto
Aether: Since we are going on this big trip, Zhongli wants us to go over a few safety procedures.
Zhongli: Now, if I get shot, what do you do?
Xiao, solemnly: Avenge you
Lumine: Did it hurt?
Xiao:yes
Lumine: Wait you didn’t even let me get to the “when you fell from heaven” part.
Xiao: everything hurts
Diluc: fuck I want to die
Jean:Language!
Diluc: heckity hecc I crave death
“I put the sass in assassin.”
- Childe
Lisa: One day you could be a mom.
Lumine: One day? I am a mom.
Lisa: Razor doesn’t count.
Lumine, slamming her hands on the table: He is MY SON!
Xiao: Honestly, I’m just so evil. So full of darkness. I strike fear into—
Lumine: You sleep with a stuffed giraffe
Xiao: he is my SeConD IN COMMAND IN MY ARMY OF DARKNESS
Klee: Hey Diluc, can I go get some candy?
Diluc: what did Kaeya say?
Klee:no
Diluc: then why do you think I’ll let you?
Klee: Because Kaeya’s not the boss of you.
Diluc, internally: it’s a trap it’s a trap it’s a trap
