#our bi queens
Kevin, having a bi crisis to the upperclassmen because Andrew, Neil, and Aaron could care less and Nicky is NOT an option: I don’t know! Am I? Do you think I’m bi?
Dan: I can’t tell you that, Kevin! That’s the whole point!
Kevin: Shit. I need someone to just tell me. How did you all know you were? Bi or straight or whatever?
Allison: I don’t know. I was in my junior year of high school, and I touched a boob. It wasn’t very profound. Nobody’s gonna write an Off-Broadway play about it.
Renee: You’re bi?
Allison: Yes I am. 100%
Renee: Oh…
Kevin: I need a drink.