You know what’s extra funny? Jedi: Fallen Order takes place in 14 BBY and Obi-Wan Kenobi takes place in 9 BBY, which is five years after JFO.
WHICH MEANS means that when Cal Kestis dropped the entire fucking ocean on Darth Vader to get away from Fortress Inquisitorius by cracking one of the windows–
–Darth Vader apparently said, “If I had to have the entire goddamned ocean dropped on me, I’m not fixing that shit, and we’re leaving it exactly the way it is, so the rest of you shitstains can experience the same fucking thing, because if I have to suffer, so do the rest of you.”
And that’s exactly what happened five years later.
Theyknew those windows could crack, they knew they were vulnerable to that, and Darth Vader didn’t give two shits about it, despite that it can’t have been that hard to cover those windows up, what the fuck do you even need them for, like what are you looking out those windows for??, despite that the Inquisitor’s are Vader’s to boss around he doesn’t fix any of this shit, because Darth Vader IS THE WORST BOSS IN THE ENTIRE GALAXY.
IF HE HAS AN OCEAN DUMPED ON HIM, SO ARE THE REST OF YOU IDIOTS.
WHO CARES THAT HE HAS THE FORCE TO SAVE HIM, THE REST OF YOU CAN JUST KEEP UP OR DIE. HE DOESN’T CARE WHICH.
GOD HE’S THE WORST I LOVE HIM.
THE ONLY WAY THIS COULD HAVE BEEN FUNNIER
IS IF VADER HAD BEEN THERE AND GOTTEN THE ENTIRE OCEAN DUMPED ON HIM A SECOND GODDAMNED TIME
I WOULD HAVE LAUGHED UNTIL I CRIED BECAUSE ANAKIN SKYWALKER THAT’S WHAT YOU WOULD HAVE DESERVED
