Hey i’s me. Monkey Overwatch. Hope you all had a lovely summer. Your dad loves you. Your dad loves you so fucking much. please return my texts. Enjoy the burger i sent you in the mail.
Sp craig rarepair hc’s(or just random stuff abt the ship)
Let’s face it. Every other craig ship other than creek is a rarepair, sadly. Now let’s get to it (this is pretty long, just a warning.) Also I had more insperation for some ships and less insperation for others.
Staig? Good shit, good ship
•Angst
•Rival trope
•They look the same, but very different personalities mmkay
Cryle
•Smarties that can debate with each other
•Good at problem solving
•Both stubborn fucks though
•Highkey very fluffy pairing if people are woke enough to see it
•Floppy ear pairing(their hats)
Cryde
•Best friend trope
•Need I say more?
•Supportive fucks
•No, but seriously they’ll die for each other, only clyde is willing to admit it tho
•Best bro’s in general, ship or not
Crenny
•Angst
•But also so so so much fluff omg
•Emotional shit*tm symbol*
•They held hands once
•Polar opposites trope
•Cuddles, and anything you can imagine
•Craig likes blondes, kenny’s a blonde
Croken
•Omg they’re the moms of team craig
•Voices of reason, sometimes,
•Other times it’s only token
•They both enjoy each others presence
•Not too extreme personalities, both pretty chill
•Don’t hide shit from each other, and don’t beat around the bush when they want smthn from the other
•Drinking buddies. they can handle their alcohol w e l l
•both take turns babysitting clyde at parties
Crutters? Yes
•Butters is just baby, let’s face it. And he’s also a blonde
•Polar opposites trope a g a i n
•Butters is nervous but kind
•Craig is forward and gets right down to business, but is surprisingly gentle with butters
•Canon that they were friends
Crimmy (if the fandom ever decideds to consider this a ship)
•Talk shit, get beat
•No seriously, getting hit with crutches hurt, don’t do it
•But also getting punched in general hurts too, craig is freakishly strong.
•Jimmy showers craig in terrible puns and jokes all the time, craig in turn throws tricky riddles Jimmy’s way, it’s an odd relationship but comfortable
•Craig likes littering jimmys face in kisses cuz the guys honest to god adorable, and also because jimmy can’t lift himself up to Craig’s height, damn boy u gotta shrink some
•Jimmy gets made fun of by assholes, and he doesn’t care rlly but still has to stop craig from murdering said assholes
•Cuddles, 24/7. Don’t question the amount of softness they can reach
•Sometimes when jimmy can’t do stuff, craig will help, i.e carrying him around, guiding him through crowds
•One time jimmy got his crutches snatched and craig became Jimmy’s temporarily replacement until the guy got new ones
Crendy
•Craig stole wendy from stan cuz he got tired of their on and off shit
•They both actually get along very well though
•Wendy likes playing with Craig’s hair, and craig likes holding her hands, the girls got decently sized hands, perfect for holding
•Cheek kisses and forehead kisses
•They study with each other often, and with other people on a daily basis, the study groups usually consisting of Kyle, token, kenny(somtimes), bebe, and a few others
•They switch hats sometimes
•One time for April fools they switch hats and clothes for the day and showed up to school like that. Everyone was so confused on how craig shrunk and wendy miraculously sprouted like a beanstalk
•That was also the day that everyone found out they were a couple
•They went and got matching tattoos, a rosebud on their wrists
•They both like poetry, not the dark shit the goths like but other poetry
•Both book nerds
Crybe(I think this is the ship name?)
•Bebe uses craig for her makeup experimentation escapades, and he let’s her because it’s what makes her happy
•Craig is actually the one who picks out bebe’s clothes, he’s got great fashion taste
•Great room for model!bebe and fashion designer!craig au where Craig is bebe’s fashion designer and designs her clothes
•Bebe doesn’t study often, but when she does she drags craig into it because in her defense ‘he’s smart and has good grades’ he obliges to help her with little protest
•They like going on somewhat fancy dates and acting immature during them, it’s great. Craig let’s loose and throws jokes her way that never fail to make her giggle.
•Craig’s truly a charmer, let’s face it
•The moment bebe saw craig she was doomed, cuz that man is *whistles* handsome giraffe man
Omg I forgot to do cromas, but still tagged the ship
Well. Here it is folks
•Craig thinks Thomas is the coolest person ever
•Whenever Thomas does that tiny smile at him, Craig is sooooo happy
•Holy fuck these two are so gay, so soft, and so adorable omg
•If you thought Craig doesn’t love and appreciate Thomas every day, than you’re sadly mistaken, cuz that boy treats Thomas like a God. But not to much to make it creepy hdjsjd Craig just loves thomas a whole bunch
•Thomas loves it when craig laughs, he snorts and it sounds so dorky, who wouldn’t love it?
•Craig likes anything space related, so once for his birthday, Thomas took him to a space museum to go look at stars and planets. And although he won’t admit it, craig did cry, he also wouldn’t stop holding thomas and telling him how that day was his favorite birthday.
•Sadly, they don’t go to the same school. Thomas goes to one in Denver and Craig goes to the same school he’s been going too since his childhood. But that doesn’t stop them from meeting up and hanging out, their favorite spot is starks pond.
Wait, there’s physical copies of Fallout Equestria? That’d have to be massive.
The first run was five hardbacks of progressively increasing girth. The stack is hefty, but the books are comfortable. Each chapter has chapter art too, which I consider a plus in all fantasy books.
Later runs were single-book softcover monstrosities. I think I saw another five-volume hardback run recently, but I’m not deeply involved in the fandom anymore.
The second print run was two volumes, hardback, with jackets. Dunno about any subsequent runs.
I still think the 5-volume split was the best option. It’s a big damn story.
(For anyone who hasn’t read it: yes, that’s a functional replica of the main character’s go-to weapon. No, I didn’t customize it like that; I bought it from the person who did.)
anon PLEASE tell me your teacher is the author of this
Ok, I Kind of hate that I know this, but I’m pretty sure that anon’s teacher did NOT write the books the others are showing off. He wrote the darker, edgier and somehow even longer fanfic OF that fanfic called Project Horizons.
Original Fallout Equestria was written by someone known as Kkat who I’m 90% sure is a woman and the story only has some PG-13ish scenes at worst (you know, aside from the violence and gore that comes with a Fallout setting.) Project Horizons was written by a guy known as Somber, who I remember him mentioning in the post-chapter notes that he got fired for failing the wrong student once and the fic itself includes multiple explicit sex scenes.
it’s important to me u know what the 3rd printing looks like. please note the gilded pages
one of tumblr’s secret trump cards is its ability to deliver absolutely OBLITERATING gut punches like this post without any context or warning whatsoever
I lived and worked in a lighthouse at a previous job. There was a thick line painted in a circle around the shack where the fog signal was kept. The line represented how close you could get to the fog signal without experiencing physical harm in the form of eardrums shattering or worse.
Even in the house it was LOUD. Probably the loudest thing I have ever experienced but at a normal, predictable interval. You would begin to time your sentences with little pauses with the rest of the lighthouse crew so you would talk like this while making your………..HORN…………. tea and then carry on talking because you knew when it would go off. It rattled the walls and the dishes in our cabinet.
At least one girl had died there. They kept photos of her everywhere “in honor of her sacrifice” because she had decided to take the winter watch alone and died in a storm where bounders the size of mini vans had been lifted out of the ocean and left scattered across the island, to say nothing of the ice chunks. People weren’t allowed to be alone on the watch after that.
One day a dead moose washed up on shore and it took my entire crew all day but we managed to rig up a line to hang it up to dry because we thought having a moose skeleton in the house would really spice the living room up a bit. It did. Weird shit happens when six of you are left alone, like ALONE ALONE, no cell reception, no wifi, just a radio to contact the real world and not a lot of reason to do that. People don’t go on lighthouse jobs if they want to stay connected, I’ve found.
That said Id do it all again, I really do treasure those days
Placing these one after another makes it look like he left got a lighthouse job and came back six months later to update the drive through employee
There are three heroes here. The legend who blew up his workplace and walked away from it sliding his shades on like A Cool Guy, this modern day Shakespeare who speaks for every non-American in the world, and Brother Patrick, who brings us tidings of his return
