#wheezing

tevinterdays:

perkeleen-lavellan:

gamerism:

i love-hate when a modder professes that they’ve “fixed” someone’s outfit or hair or whatever and the version they’ve made is unquestionably 100x worse than whatever canon has

Every Zevran mod ever that Legolassified him

pawspaintsnthings:

notkatniss:

The idea that Luke would fedex overnight ship grogu to din without even like an in person explanation or at the very least a note.. akfndnnrgnnfnnfnf?? In my brain Luke was like all ready in the x wing and punched in the coordinates and saw tatooine and was like oh absolutely not fuck this

atundratoadstool:

Imagine if you will a complete inversion of a boorish American on St. Patrick’s Day. Imagine an Irishman who aggressively celebrates the Fourth of July with unabashed gusto, who desperately tries to claim the significance of some alleged 1/32 American heritage, who wears a shirt with an eagle turning into an American flag and who drinks a specialty red, white, and blue novelty beverage until he collapses in a pool of tricolor vomit. Imagine some guy so invested in a superficial, touristy version of Americaness that he will nervously call the side with his $20 “authentic” hamburger “freedom fires” out of fear of offending. Imagine a guy who upon meeting any American will try to strike up a friendly conversation by asking them what their favorite gun is and talking about how personally inspiring he finds Abraham Lincoln.

You must understand, as you prepare to read the May 24th entry of this novel, that this Irishman is Bram Stoker.

sweet-milky-tea705:

Mc rushing felix to the hospital after he passes away for the 99893th time

thegaymertrainer:

saulkin:

nothing funnier than making an oc just to give him a problem. get fucked sketchbook boy

smuganimebitch:

smuganimebitch:

i wish more people spread around the quote from a 1998 yoshiyuki tomino interview where he talks about how boys who only build gunpla are fake gundam fans and the true original fans were girls who write fanfiction

morgueknight:

theweirdwideweb:

colorful-core:

Crowley you sap

NOT SOMEONE ADVERTISING A SEXY REAL LIFE TIFA DOLL THAT YOU CAN BUY FOR $3K UNDER MY MANGA ICONS POST??????

WIG OR REAL HAIR??? FEET OPTIONS?? WHAT

I’m dying of laughters yall I can’t -

jimmymcgirl:

reblog this and tell me in the tags how bad your spotify is

shitpostempire:

koobaxion:

Man okay when I got my wisdom teeth out it was a fucking experience. Before the surgery wasn’t too interesting but as soon as I woke up I saw the nurse next to me and was all like “hey… i think… i died… and now I’m in a parallel universe… and i gotta go back to my house and kill the me from this universe” and he was just kinda like “alright, you do that”. And then the other nurse kept going in and out of the room to get things and I thought there was like 5 of her that kept coming out of the room, and then so when she was wheeling me out in a wheelchair I was like “damn… why are there so many of you… there’s like 5 many of you” and she was just kinda like “alright, you do that”.

Anyway I got to the car and my dad was there and he was like “how ya feeling son” in the dadliest way possible and I was like “MAN I AM PUMPED LETS GET SOME JUICE I’M STARVED” so we drove about 3 blocks to a jamba juice, whereupon I say “I’m good I can do this” and run/drunkstumble 30 feet to the door. I burst in the door like a viking returning from some fucking battle and holler “WHATS UP FUCKS” to everyone in the store, which was thankfully just the 2 people behind the counter, who looked probably as scared/confused as a jamba juice employee could look.

So anyway, as my dad explained the situation I looked up at the jamba juice menu and was utterly fucking lost in it. Like I swear I was looking at this menu board for a year, deciphering this Rosetta stone of fruits. I distinctly remember that I was looking at each item in a smoothie, thinking of how it tasted, then moving on to the next thing and thinking of how that tasted, and how they would taste together. Since most smoothies had 3 or 4 items, this took some thinking. So my dad sees me in this extreme brain blast state of mind and says “hey are you going to order or what”. Keep in mind I’m on the first fucking smoothie on the list here. So I just say “shush man I’m trying to do fruit science”, and then when I realized that this process could take literal years, I just said “yeah give me a smooth regular” which for the uninitiated, isn’t actually a real thing on any menu. Oh, also I asked them if the “boosted” smoothies would give me super powers and then pointed my fingers at them and made “lightning noises”.

So my dad just orders me the first thing on the menu and I go to sit down and stare out the window or some shit and my thoroughly amused dad just looks at me and says “how ya feelin?”. Now at this time I was feeling a lot of things, but most noticeable to me was the gauze in my mouth, so I just look at him and say “there’s these fuckin… tiny sheep in my head” which at the time was the best way I had to convey this feeling. Anyway about that time, the jamba juice guy brings us our drinks and he gives me a small thing of mario kart stickers and I swear I almost cried from the tsunami of emotion that gift made me feel (I still have them).

Anyway the rest of the story is we drove home and I explained this programming project I was working on to my dad in perfect detail somehow and then I came home and went on facebook and posted a comment on my friends status (because I couldn’t find the status update bar) that read: “i just took a lort of painkillers and yelled at everyone in a jambo juice”

egberts:

the sims made a wedding venue for their new wedding themed game pack and guess what event you can’t host at the wedding venue. just guess

deniisu-sims:

TS4 community: on fire due to Paywallers Behaving Very Badly

Meanwhile, the TS3 community: damn, @nectar-cellar’s Vlad daddy af

pixiecatsupreme:

stephaniedola:

dragongirlknot:

catgirlcommunism:

liquidstar:

sirkibbles:

official-kircheis:

ksylofonimandariini:

official-kircheis:

liquidstar:

liquidstar:

“you are tearing me apart lisa” is such a raw line, you could read it in an ancient greek tragedy or a hardcore yaoi doujinshi but actually it’s from the room

Are we doing a “who’s on first” bit now?

Guys, read the room.

i thought it was a movie

Sure is!

But it was a book, first.

what was?

no what’s on second. there we did it everyone go home now

Can i get an apply juice first :3

apply juice where?

directly to the forehead

Don’t be silly, apply juice goes into your mouth

cmpxnk: