#park seonghwa x black yn
01:55am
Pairing: Park Seonghwa × black!fem reader | ft. Reader’s Bestie & Choi San
Genre:humor
Warnings: suggestive language, use of the n-word, not thoroughly proofread sry y'all lol
you were going to have to explain yourself when you saw him, now.
and you were so mortified that you were already compiling excuses to avoid him for the next few weeks.
when you could’ve been cuffed for the whole weekend if your messy ass bestie hadn’t ran her damn gums to your man while you were on the phone.
she already gave you enough, constant shit about dating seonghwa and not setting her up with mingi ( “see, you still haven’t hooked us up, this’s how i know you ain’t shit.”“bitch, do you think i’m pimping these niggas out or?”) part of you was wondering if that was why she pulled this shit. how had she even remembered!? y'all had been running through their music videos to thirst like 4 days ago when you had your little slip up, but the second she heard you mention seonghwa’s name on the phone today, she opened her big ass mouth.
“hwa! ask your girlfriend about her lil inception remix!”
you clutched the pillow tucked under your arm and slung it at her, only making her cackle harder.
“wha?” seonghwa giggled. he was already half amused, you could hear it in his voice crack.
“nothing!”
“what is your remix?” he asked. you hated that you didn’t have time to melt over his english. it was always cutest when he was happily asking something. but you had to scramble for an excuse too urgently to coo at him, “did you film it?”
“no, it’s nothing, don’t listen to her, baby–”
“TELL HER TO SING IT, MINGI AND HONGJOONG’S PART BEFORE YOU HIT YOUR HIGH NOTE–” you slugged the pillow at her several more times, and you could hear your boyfriend’s smile growing on the other end of the line.
“what is it, baby? i want to hear it!” he sounded so sweet and eager. normally it would make you fall even deeper for him but right now it made you want to jump through a window.
…double time when you realized there wasn’t any getting out of this now.
“it’s not a remixxx..!” you whined. apparently, he only found it more amusing with you so embarrassed.
“what is it?”
you fought a sigh and mushed your bestie who was still laughing her ass off, “i got the words wrong… i didn’t know that the line after ‘coming tonight’ was korean, i thought it was english…”
he mumbled through the lyrics swiftly, for his mind to catch up to the part of the song you’d meant. “whereyouatwhereyouat neoneun eodie whereyougowhereyougo namgyeo dun chae neon comin’tonight maeil bam neoreul chaja hemaeneun nan–”
“yeah that part,” you confirmed.
“maeil bam?”
“yes!” you whined for the second time, making him giggle again.
“what did you think it said?” he asked, finding this and you more and more humorous.
you rolled your eyes to the ceiling, leaving them there for longer than your eye health would appreciate. but you answered him truthfully.
“comin’ tonight, layin’ pipe.”
he was silent on the other end after that. for way longer than you were comfortable with. and your heart was thumping harder, the more your anxiety built.
“what is that?” he asked. and bestie, hearing his genuine innocence, threw her head back cracking up.
“oh hell.” you mumbled when he asked again. but seonghwa figured out quickly that he wasn’t going to get an answer from you. that’s when you heard him again, and froze in place.
“san-a!” he called in the background, and bestie was on her back rolling while you yelled, begged, PLEADED for him not to ask. “laying pipeeun museun tteus-ingayo?”
“no,don’t ask what it means!” you yelled over the breathless laughter beside you.
“laying pipe?” you heard san ask your boyfriend confusedly, followed by hwa’s low voice answering 'ne’.
you were relieved when you could make out the phrase 'i dunno’ in korean. but it was short-lived when you heard san mention their leader’s name, knowing he was the most knowledgeable in the english language of the eight of them. your eyes bugged out when you heard them both.
“HONGJOONG-A!”
“NOOOO!!!!!”
park seonghwa is the type to go down on you if you’re getting on his nerves
