01:55am

Pairing: Park Seonghwa × black!fem reader | ft. Reader’s Bestie & Choi San

Genre:humor

Warnings: suggestive language, use of the n-word, not thoroughly proofread sry y'all lol

you were going to have to explain yourself when you saw him, now.

and you were so mortified that you were already compiling excuses to avoid him for the next few weeks.

when you could’ve been cuffed for the whole weekend if your messy ass bestie hadn’t ran her damn gums to your man while you were on the phone.

she already gave you enough, constant shit about dating seonghwa and not setting her up with mingi ( “see, you still haven’t hooked us up, this’s how i know you ain’t shit.”“bitch, do you think i’m pimping these niggas out or?”) part of you was wondering if that was why she pulled this shit. how had she even remembered!? y'all had been running through their music videos to thirst like 4 days ago when you had your little slip up, but the second she heard you mention seonghwa’s name on the phone today, she opened her big ass mouth.

“hwa! ask your girlfriend about her lil inception remix!”

you clutched the pillow tucked under your arm and slung it at her, only making her cackle harder.

“wha?” seonghwa giggled. he was already half amused, you could hear it in his voice crack.

“nothing!”

“what is your remix?” he asked. you hated that you didn’t have time to melt over his english. it was always cutest when he was happily asking something. but you had to scramble for an excuse too urgently to coo at him, “did you film it?”

“no, it’s nothing, don’t listen to her, baby–”

“TELL HER TO SING IT, MINGI AND HONGJOONG’S PART BEFORE YOU HIT YOUR HIGH NOTE–” you slugged the pillow at her several more times, and you could hear your boyfriend’s smile growing on the other end of the line.

“what is it, baby? i want to hear it!” he sounded so sweet and eager. normally it would make you fall even deeper for him but right now it made you want to jump through a window.

…double time when you realized there wasn’t any getting out of this now.

“it’s not a remixxx..!” you whined. apparently, he only found it more amusing with you so embarrassed.

“what is it?”

you fought a sigh and mushed your bestie who was still laughing her ass off, “i got the words wrong… i didn’t know that the line after ‘coming tonight’ was korean, i thought it was english…”

he mumbled through the lyrics swiftly, for his mind to catch up to the part of the song you’d meant. “whereyouatwhereyouat neoneun eodie whereyougowhereyougo namgyeo dun chae neon comin’tonight maeil bam neoreul chaja hemaeneun nan–”

“yeah that part,” you confirmed.

“maeil bam?”

“yes!” you whined for the second time, making him giggle again.

“what did you think it said?” he asked, finding this and you more and more humorous.

you rolled your eyes to the ceiling, leaving them there for longer than your eye health would appreciate. but you answered him truthfully.

“comin’ tonight, layin’ pipe.”

he was silent on the other end after that. for way longer than you were comfortable with. and your heart was thumping harder, the more your anxiety built.

“what is that?” he asked. and bestie, hearing his genuine innocence, threw her head back cracking up.

“oh hell.” you mumbled when he asked again. but seonghwa figured out quickly that he wasn’t going to get an answer from you. that’s when you heard him again, and froze in place.

“san-a!” he called in the background, and bestie was on her back rolling while you yelled, begged, PLEADED for him not to ask. “laying pipeeun museun tteus-ingayo?”

“no,don’t ask what it means!” you yelled over the breathless laughter beside you.

“laying pipe?” you heard san ask your boyfriend confusedly, followed by hwa’s low voice answering 'ne’.

you were relieved when you could make out the phrase 'i dunno’ in korean. but it was short-lived when you heard san mention their leader’s name, knowing he was the most knowledgeable in the english language of the eight of them. your eyes bugged out when you heard them both.

“HONGJOONG-A!”

“NOOOO!!!!!”

park seonghwa is the type to go down on you if you’re getting on his nerves

hwa and joong besties= yes but dry

hwa and joong strained ex-besties in fantasy aus with fundamentally different viewpoints on deep topics that give them a magneto and professor x dynamic = panty explosion

and with that said, vampire seonghwaseducingimmortal hunter hongjoong’s gf bc of their longstanding rivalry

mutant hwaandmutant joong not willing to let the same woman go so they both must be with her on her terms

human joong bringing ill and lost woman to elf hwa who refuses to help her due to his disdain for most humans

captain joongsendingandroid hwa with linguist specialist to disprove droid hwa’s insistence that humans are prejudice against synthetics.

and so on, do you catch what i’m throwing here?

mafia wooyoung fic where he mistreated his arranged wife until she was kidnapped WHERE DID YOU GO AND WHY CAN’T I FIND YOU AGAIN SOMEONE PLEASE HELP ME

11:16pm

Pairing: Jung Yunho × black!fem reader

Genre:Humor

Warnings: not really proofread again lol

yunho’s smile was wide on his face, his eyes down while he tried to reign his excitement in over seeing you with a bouquet of your favorites in hand. your date night had been planned down to the last detail and his heart had been pounding from the second he’d sent his ‘on my way’ text.

but the key you’d given him opened the door to a scene he hadn’t expected.

“look, man, all i’m sayin’ is: y'all can keep it the fuck down– i’m across the damn hall from y'all, all i hear is y'all talkin’ and laughing and shit all night when i’m tryna chill and mind my business!”

you couldn’t believe the gall of this jackass, not even noticing yunho and his fading grin coming in behind you. your cousin hadn’t even been in your apartment a whole week, and he was already on bullshit. all because he had been put on academic probation and your place was closer to the university than your aunt and uncle’s. the dude was living under your roof rent free and had the nerve to complain about what you were doing in your own damn house, and your boyfriend stood in unmeasured awkwardness while you yelled back at him with all of those facts.

“…and you can leave whenever the fuck you want to! i ain’t your damn mama, this is MY house, and yunho is MY motherfuckin’ man, okay?! he could be in here blowing my back out, you don’t pay shit round here so you can take your black ass home or deal with what i do in my spot!”

yunho’s smile turned into pure shock at hearing you say that, and when you finally realized that he was there, he timidly greeted you, handing you your flowers and giving uncomfortable looks to your cousin that he tried to conceal before you both went on your way.

you noticed he was quieter than usual the entire evening, but he insisted that he was fine no matter how much you asked, and you had no choice but to let things be so that your date wouldn’t be even further ruined. but the next day passed, and his behavior was still on your mind. you hadn’t expected a text from mingi to interrupt your thoughts. and when you read it you were only more confused.

mingi: hey

mingi: you know yunho would never hurt you, right?

you answered him immediately, feeling your forehead wrinkle with how confused you were.

you: what???? where is this coming from???

mingi: he said he heard you and your cousin fighting bc he thinks he is treating you bad.

your cheeks grew hot. and you slapped your hands over your face, dropping your phone to the floor in the process. 

is that what he thought you meant by–

“oh god…”

it was at least twenty extra minutes before you could even face your phone screen again.

you: he definitely completely misunderstood what i was saying. 

mingi: really?

mingi: well that’s good

mingi: i’ll tell him

you barely paid attention to any of those texts before messaging yunho in all caps.

WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT RUNNING TO MINGI WITH EVERYTHING THAT I SAY!?!!???!! 

yunho: i know! i’m sorry!

yunho: i was just worried i didn’t know what to do!

you: that isn’t even what i meant! i said blow my back out!

yunho: oh…

yunho: mingi explained.

yunho: i’m sorry.

you sighed. even when he was being dumb, your boy was such a sweetheart. you couldn’t help but forgive him immediately, even a as embarrassed as you were. 

then your phone began buzzing again.

seonghwa: hey, i’m sorry your back is hurt, do you need anything?

hongjoong: i hope you get better soon, mingi just told us!

wooyoung: HOW DID YOU HURT YOUR BACK??;!!!!

ATEEZ Reactions- You’re his love interest in a movie/drama.

Warnings: none.

Seonghwa:

“I want you to slowly walk towards Y/N and stand right behind her before the kiss,” the director explained to Seonghwa, gesturing to the area where you will be standing.

“Got it,” Seonghwa replied with a nod, trying to control himself from smiling. This was going to be his first kiss with you and the first kissing scene in the drama; it was something he waited to do for so long.

Once the crew was done preparing everything on set, you and Seonghwa took your places.

“Scene 19, take 1,” the camera assistant called out before hitting the slate.

“Action!” the director yelled.

Seonghwa slowly approached you, his eyes scanning you from head to toe, loving the way you looked in the red dress you were put in which was a gift from his character to yours in the drama.

“I knew you would look even more stunning in red,” he said his line, standing right behind you, looking at your reflection in the mirror. He gently placed his hands on your waist, turning you around to face him.

Your eyes briefly glanced at his lips before looking up into his eyes. Seonghwa’s hand moved from your waist to cup your cheek before slowing leaning down to kiss you. You closed your eyes, kissing him back.

After a few seconds of kissing, you pulled away. “We’re going to be late,” you said your line.

“Then let’s be late,” Seonghwa chuckled, capturing your lips with his own again.

“And… cut!” the director yelled. “Great job Seonghwa and Y/N! Let me take a look at what we’ve shot before moving on.”

Seonghwa glanced at you, noticing how your cheeks had a pinkish tint to it. He couldn’t stop his heart from beating crazily, and he was hoping to ask you out after filming was over.

Hongjoong:

Hongjoong was so glad he got to act as your main love interest. He was also glad he wasn’t the 2nd male lead, knowing the usual heartbreaking outcome.

However, since the storyline of the movie was based on a love triangle, Hongjoong was quite jealous, both on and off camera as you both have been dating for over a year.

You were at Hongjoong’s place, wrapped tightly in his arms. You had to shoot a steamy kissing scene with the 2nd male lead, and Hongjoong wasn’t happy about that at all.

“I told you not to watch it,” you said, referring to Hongjoong watching the shooting of the kissing scene today.

“I didn’t expect it to be so… extreme,” he groaned, tightening his arms around you.

You chuckled. “I told you it would be.”

“Why did he get such a steamy scene with you and I didn’t?” he muttered, making you laugh.

“Cause it’s supposed to he his dream, his wild thoughts,” you replied.

Hongjoong scoffed. “My character has wild dreams about you too!”

You chuckled, running your hand through his messy dark brown hair, calming him down.

“Whatever, at least I have you all to myself here… and it’s not even acting.”

You nodded, placing soft kisses on his face, making him forget about everything for now.

Yunho:

Yunho has watched all the movies and dramas you acted in, and his nervousness shot up when he found out that you would be his love interest in his first drama.

“Y/N’s acting is way too good,” he commented while watching a movie you acted in. “So natural…” He was worried he wouldn’t be able to match up to your level, especially because you were a top actress in the country.

“Don’t worry, hyung,” Jongho said with a smile to the older man. “I know you’re nervous, but I’m sure you’ll do well!”

And Jongho was right.

The drama went viral and got high ratings. The public complimented Yunho’s acting skills and praised the chemistry between the two of you.

“Yunho’s acting was excellent,” you said during a live interview with the main cast. “I was very surprised as it was his first time.”

“I wouldn’t have been able to do it without you,” Yunho remarked with a grin. “Y/N guided me a lot and helped me show a more natural side.”

When it was time to read the comments from the viewers, you found out that you were one of Yunho’s favorite actors. You didn’t say anything about it, but you asked him about it after the interview.

His cheeks and ears turned pink. “Yeah… you’re my favorite.”

You giggled, finding shy Yunho absolutely adorable. “Is your schedule free today?”

“Yeah, I’ve got a day off tomorrow as well,” Yunho replied.

You smirked. “Wanna come over?”

Yeosang:

It was impossible for anyone to take their eyes off Kang Yeosang. There were often times when you’d forget your lines because of the way he looked at you.

Yeosang’s character was a badboy who always got into trouble, and yours was the quiet girl who caught his eye after you accidentally bumped into him.

He was always put in darker clothes and leather jackets, and he looked absolutely irresistible.

Yeosang wasn’t blind. He has seen the way everyone looks at him, but only your glance could make his heart race.

“Scene 32, take 1.”

“Action!”

Yeosang was sitting on his motorcycle, waiting for you to come out of café where you worked part-time.

“Got my baby today,” he said his line. “Get on.”

You scoffed. “That’s no way I’m sitting on that, especially without a helmet.”

“I’ve never crashed or been in an accident even once. Some trust please?”

You rolled your eyes, getting on the motorcycle anyway.

Yeosang reached behind to take your arms, making you wrap them around his waist. “Don’t want you to fall.” You gulped, the butterflies in your stomach going wild by the mere action of hugging Yeosang on a motorcycle.

Even though it was only acting, both you and Yeosang had rapid heart beats at that moment.

San:

“A sex scene?!” San squeaked out when his manager told him about his shooting schedule for tomorrow.

Yeosang laughed. “This is what happens when you sign a contract for an 18+ movie without reading it just cause Y/N was going to play your love interest.”

San blushed, burying his face in his hands. He was extremely happy, yes, but he was also really nervous. You both were the 2nd leads in the movie who were hooking up with each other.

“You’ll do well, don’t worry,” Hongjoong said. “You’ve got great chemistry with Y/N. You’re literally dating her, San. You have nothing to worry about.”

“We haven’t gone that far yet cause it’s only been a month! It’s gonna be… I don’t even know!” San freaked out.

“Well, since Y/N signed the contract and read the contract unlike you, I’m sure it’ll be fine,” Seonghwa remarked.

“Just try not to get a boner on set bro,” Wooyoung chuckled while San’s eyes widened in horror.

Yeosang snorted. “San not getting a boner while he’s acting like he’s having sex with his girl? That’s impossible.”

“Well, at least she’ll be there to take care of what she caused,” San said with a smirk.

All the guys looked at him, wondering where his sudden confidence came from.

Hongjoong raised an eyebrow at the younger man’s words. “Weren’t you just whining like… less than two minutes ago?”

San only shrugged before taking his phone out of his pocket, ready to have a little… talk with you about tomorrow’s shoot.

Mingi:

You were acting in a drama in which Mingi is an angel and you’re a demon who secretly fell in love with him.

“I don’t care that it’s forbidden for a demon to love an angel!” you yelled, moving closer to Mingi so that he was towering over you. “Deny it all you want, angel, but I’ve seen the way you look at me!”

“I don’t look at demons,” he stated, just as angry as you, his eyes glancing down at your dark red lips for a split second.

“Yes, you don’t look at other demons,” you remarked, but started laughing after Mingi suddenly had to sneeze during the serious moment.

“Oh god! I’m so sorry!” Mingi apologized to you and the crew who laughed along with you.

“No worries, Mingi! We can take that again,” the director said. “Let’s try again everyone.”

The camera assistant moved in front of the last camera. “Scene 42, take 2.”

“Action!” the director yelled.

“I don’t care that it's—” you paused because you had to laugh, causing Mingi to laugh as well. It was difficult to shoot serious scenes like this.

The director gave you both a small break to calm down, but Mingi kept doing random aegyo to make you laugh.

The director smiled at the two of you, knowing this would really be some quality behind the scenes content.

Wooyoung:

Wooyoung entered your trailer as soon as he got to the shooting location, delighted to find that you were alone.

He grabbed a water bottle from the table, tilting his head back so that he could pour the water in his mouth, giving you a perfect view of his Adam apple bobbing as he gulped.

“Good morning, Woo,” you said to your boyfriend.

Wooyoung placed the water bottle back on the table before moving towards you. “Good morning,” he said, placing a kiss on your cheek. “Did you see the script?”

You snorted. “Yeah, I can already tell you’re gonna love filming today.”

Wooyoung beamed with joy. “Obviously!” he squealed, moving to sit beside you on the sofa.

“How about we practice the steamy scene right now, babe?” your boyfriend asked with a smirk. “I know we’re more than capable of finishing it in a single take, but why not be extra perfect?”

You raised an eyebrow. “You’re just finding an excuse to kiss me, Woo.”

“Yeah, and?” he wet his lips with his tongue, moving closer to you.

“And my makeup artist is gonna be here any moment.”

“Yeah, and?” he moved closer until he was two centimeters away from you, waiting for you to continue.

You gave in, closing the short gap between the two of you, moving to straddle Wooyoung’s lap.

Jongho:

You were acting in a high school romance movie, playing as Jongho’s main love interest. Like Jongho, you were also an idol.

His character required him to act in a cute manner, and there were often times when your heart would just melt because of how adorable he was.

It was your first time acting and you were really nervous, but Jongho managed to calm you down. He always praised you when you did well, and would give you tips if you messed up.

Jongho was really fond of you, both on and off camera, and everyone could see that, except you. The director would often tease Jongho whenever he caught the man looking at you. Your stylist also told you that she was certain Jongho had a thing for you.

And you didn’t believe her… until Jongho told you he liked you.

Standing in front of you with a bouquet of your favorite flowers, Jongho was nervous, but he didn’t let it show, wanting to be confident while he confessed to you. “I like you a lot, Y/N.”

Your heartbeat raced really fast, your cheeks immediately turning a light pink. You took the bouquet of flowers from him, inhaling the wonderful scent. “I feel the same way, Jongho,” you said with a smile.

Jongho giggled, a huge smile on his face. “Can I hug you?”

You placed the bouquet on the table before stretching your arms out. Jongho hugged you tightly, all his nervousness melting away.