melissa’s very long list of favorite ships (in order of ship name)
penelope alvarez and pat schneider.“sometimes, i talk myself down, but when that doesn’t work, i turn to — and i cannot believe i’m about to admit this — schneider. look, l know it’s hard to believe but schneider is oddly calming. like white noise. i know he’s a privileged, hipster, clueless man-baby who thinks he’s latino but still pronounces the h in ‘hola’, but he gets me.”