#percy jr
rupert: go tell him he’s cute. what’s the worst that could happen?
percy: he could hear me.
percy: you’re over me? when were you… under me?
percy: ah, yes, baguettes. the snakes of bread. we’ll take two of your freshest yeasty eels good sir
waiter: ….what
darling: ignore him
cecily: so you like guys?
percy: yeah. probably. i dunno
cecily: three wildly different answers to that question
percy: i may be short, but it doesn’t mean i’m innocent
percy: *aggressively attempts to open a caprisun*
darling: need any help with that
percy, softly: yes please
It’s never a dull day for little Prince Wenceslaus. Especially when you have:
Chaotic Uncle Percy
Stylish Auntie Cecily and
Tough Aunt Sir Joan
someone stop me from writing a Percy Jr fic where Joan, Cecily and Joan’s dad go confront Percy Jr’s father because he’s a dick
*someone says something rude about her friends*
Cecily: What you say bout them?
Cecily: Hold my flower
Percy Jr: Kick his ass baby, I got yo flower