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Chapter two of my the two princes fic is up! Please go read it!
Duality - perfectly_inept - The Two Princes (Podcast) [Archive of Our Own]
So I wrote a two princes fic… only the first chapter is posted currently but the rest should be up soon! Please go read it! Oh and @oftheflamingheart this is the fic I was telling you about! Enjoy!
HAPPY ANNIVERSARY TO THE PODCAST THAT BROUGHT LIGHT TO MY DULL DAYS!!!
THANK YOU KCS FOR THIS WONDEFUL PODCAST!!
Sooooo….KCS gave a new funfact….
So i did a thing
Hurt coming soon
GUESS WHO I PULLED IN GENSHIN XD JK
April fools prank gone wrong feat. Cercy
Hope you enjoy
I’m not good with names.
Doodled her during lunch break.
I still don’t have a name for her ^^;
Help me name her?
I’m not good with names
Had a thought of making a daughter for Jecily. They adopted as well and she becomes Wence’s right hand man and best friend….naggy best friend
I hope this isn’t illegal
I saw this post and just thought of this
I’m can’t wait for the season2!!!!!
Darling: Hah! 69! You know what that means?
Cecily: What?
Joan: That you’re a child.
Percy: HOW’D YOU GUESS MY IQ!?
*Darling is cooking*
Cecily: Any chance that’s for me?
Darling: It’s for Percy. I’m planning on making some bad choices tonight, and I need him on my side.
Joan: I never realized the forethought that went into being a disappointment.
Joan: *Trying to fill out legal paperwork stuff* Were you guys born AMAB or AFAB?
Cecily: Bold of you to assume I was born at all.
Darling: I personally was created in a lab.
Percy: I just straight up spawned lol.
rupert: what does ‘take out’ mean?
joan: food.
cecily: dating.
percy: murder.
darling: IT CAN MEAN ALL THREE IF YOU’RE NOT A COWARD.
chamberlain: stop buying plastic skeletons for halloween! it’s terrible for the environment!
barabbas: yeah! locally sourced, all natural skeletons are much more environmentally friendly!
rupert: we need to distract these guys.
amir: leave it to me.
amir: centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. discuss.
cecily, darling, and percy: *Immediately begin arguing*
joan, watching in horror: oh this. i don’t like this. i don’t like this at all.
amir: imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you’ve lost throughout your life.
rupert: self-esteem, i haven’t seen you in years!
percy: oh wow, my childhood innocence! thank you for finding this!
cecily: i knew i lost that potential somewhere!
darling: my moral code, is that you?
amir:
amir: i was just gonna show you this cool suitcase my mother gave me but do you guys need a hug?
Amir: *tapping fingers on table*
Rupert: *tapping back*
Darling: stop that!
Rupert: stop what?
Darling: you’re talking about me in Morse code!
Amir: yes, that’s what we’re doing. In our very limited free time as kings of the heartland, we took a class on a very outdated, very unnecessary form of communication just so we could talk about you in front of you.
[later]
Rupert to Percy: that’s exactly what we did.
Wenceslaus: when I interact with a new object, I’m gonna look at it for a little bit. I’m gonna reach out, poke it, see if it moves around. I’ll pick it up, wiggle it back and forth, and then that thing goes all the way in my mouth.
Rupert:
Amir:
Wenceslaus: and if it doesn’t try to get out of my mouth, it’s going down the hatch.
wenceslaus: you are in no way a valid authority to dictate bedtime
rupert: what if i taught you how to lucid dream?
wenceslaus: ?
rupert: when you learn how to control your dreams, you can do anythingthere.
rupert: just go to sleep; i’ll find you on the other side. i’ll teach you there.
wenceslaus, ten minutes later: *is asleep*
amir: i can’t believe that worked
rupert: me neither
Percy: my boyfriend is too tall for me to kiss on the lips. What should I do?
Cecily: punch him in the stomach. Then when he doubles over in pain, kiss him
Rupert: tackle him
Amir: dump him
Joan: kick him in the shin
Darling: no to all of those! Just ask me to lean down!
darling, falling down the stairs:
darling, weakly while lying on the floor: parkour
amir: adulthood is looking both ways before crossing the street and then getting hit by an airplane
percy, as a drug dealer: *giggling* we don’t have coke, is pepsi okay?
joan: i just got a new notebook, what should i put in it?
percy: spaghetti
joan: i’m taking suggestions from everybody except you.
cecily: spaghetti
joan: i’m taking suggestions from everyone except you two.
amir: spaghetti
joan: i’m no longer taking suggestions.
Amir: are you alright? You didn’t get any sleep last night.
Rupert: I got a solid eight minutes.
Rupert: not consecutively, but it’s fine. You’re not even that blurry.
Amir: the real treasure was the memories we made along the way.
Darling: I almost died.
Amir: that was the fondest memory
Rupert: is 4 a lot?
Percy: depends on the context.
Percy: dollars? No.
Percy: murders? Yes.
Percy, angrily: ARE YOU-
Cecily: fucking.
Percy: -KIDDING ME?! YOU-
Cecily: fucking.
Percy: IDIOT-
Joan: … what was that?
Cecily: Rupert banned Percy from swearing, so I’ve been volunteering to help him out.
Cecily: I can’t believe you and Darling broke the bed last night.
Rupert: yeah, what were you two even doing?
Percy: umm…
[last night]
Darling: bet you can’t jump high enough to touch the ceiling.
Percy: try me.