#period problems
My tampon string keeps getting stuck in my butt crack
My absolute favorite thing about my best friend is that during her period she is the stereotypical menustrating female that hates everybody. Except me. Her perfectly nice husband and three wonderful children are garbage and the only person who doesn’t get on her nerves is an anxiety-ridden depressed angsty woman who delights in being the person she likes best at her worst.
Reblog in memory of every expensive pair of underwear destroyed beyond salvation by period blood.
Me, 17 years old:
*never had a boyfriend*
*never kissed a guy*
*never sent nudes*
Period:
*1 day late*
Me:
“Omfg I think I’m pregnant.”
Me: *wears white jeans*
All the blood in my uterus:
*Wears new pants*
Period:
Any of my menstruating pals crave weird food combinations when on their period? I’m craving a veggie chicken burger mixes into spaghetti. Specifically a burger, not just pieces
