officialfist:

theslyker:

officialfist:

Imagine travelling back in time to warn Heraclius and Khosrow II about the incoming Arab invasions so that we could still have the Zoroastrian Persian Empire and the Roman Empire dominating Europe as a superpower instead of them weakening each other.

Clearly you have some issues about the fall of the Zoroastrian Persian Empire/Roman Empire you want to work through and I support you but I don’t think this post is the place.

benepla:

slimeonline:

bobavader:

fungoidz:

fungoidz:

fungoidz:

new jenny nicholson video and while i dont give a shit about star war the idea of rey being a palpatine is so unbelievably funny and stupid that i am going to do right hand path fucking chaos magic to make it happen.

i dont even want her to be a distant relative i really want rey to be like, the direct product of palpatine fucking. the idea of palpatine fucking is so hilarious to me that it has to happen or i will kill george lucas. i’ve never cared about star wars so much until right now

im so mad right now i never shouldve said anything

YOU.

YOU.

GET HIS ASS

portentsofwoe2:

under-the-arch:

this is the post of the decade tbh

i-think-in-metaphors:

silent-calling:

keepcalmandcarriefischer:

So when Anakin Skywalker was a Jedi he looked like this

But turning to the dark side changed his physical appearance. Most notably his eyes, which became yellow (a very typical Sith transformation in many species)

And while I know that Wookies are not supposed to be able to be force sensitive and therefore cannot become Jedi or Sith, all I am saying is that

…. You know?

OP why did you feel the need to make this comparison

Hey, OP turn on your location, I just wanna talk

letsallgotothelobby:

stephendann:

pianopadawan:

forcedintostarwars:

At the age of 19 Padme Amidala was the queen of a planet and had already saved her people from total crisis

At the age of 19 Anakin Skywalker was married and a general in a galaxy wide war and was considered to be one of the most powerful Jedi in history 

At the age of 19 Leia Organa was a senator in the imperial senate as well as a leader and spy for the Rebellion

At the age of 19 Luke was making vroom vroom noises with his toy planes 

I love him so much

Reblog if you empathize with Luke

At Luke’s age of 19, Uncle Owen established the longest record of holding back the tidal forces of Skywalker bullshit, besting the previous record of 22 minutes set by Obi Wan Kenobi

obi-wan-kenoboomer:

peashooter85:

Somebody needs to make a Tinder page for Emperor Palpatine.

@peashooter85​