#rise of skywalker
Bringing this back because it’s funny and I just rewatched RoS
*Goes to Rise of Skywalker a second time just to listen for Kanan Jarrus’ voice*
alex, simon, harry, and aziraphale: i know the texture of his hair, the way his eyes twinkle and their exact color, his favorite foods, and i spend all my time watching him because we are ENEMIES.
henry, baz, draco, and crowley: *sigh* i love him, but he must never know, so i’ll just slowly disentigrate inside while falling more in love with him every day.
i feel like i need to add finn to the first group in this (except for him it’s more like “because we are BEST FRIENDS”) and poe to the second group because he is SUCH a disaster gay
I love how y’all spent years defending Ben Solo and saying just because he’s Darth Vader’s grandson, doesn’t mean he’s bad then constinously shit on Rey for being a Palpatine which she has no control over. Misogynistic much? You can defend a male character without putting down a female character.
new jenny nicholson video and while i dont give a shit about star war the idea of rey being a palpatine is so unbelievably funny and stupid that i am going to do right hand path fucking chaos magic to make it happen.
i dont even want her to be a distant relative i really want rey to be like, the direct product of palpatine fucking. the idea of palpatine fucking is so hilarious to me that it has to happen or i will kill george lucas. i’ve never cared about star wars so much until right now
im so mad right now i never shouldve said anything
YOU.
YOU.
GET HIS ASS
Rey & Kylo Ren
My local art museum had a great review of The Rise of Skywalker with some thoughtful points.
just had a moment where out of nowhere i remembered how bad rise of skywalker was. they literally brought back palpatine
best delivery of any line in cinematic history
So I guess Finn’s secret that he wanted to tell Rey was that he was force sensitive all this time ………
But what was the point of hinting it if Finn never told Rey and him being force sensitive did nothing for the plot !?!?!??!?
Well, I guess now is up to us to create all the new and wonderful alternatives endings for TROS.
TROS after establishing that Rey feels lonely and misunderstood even among her resistance friends:
I had to watch the trailer 5 Times before I noticed those are Imperial Star Destroyers, not First Order
Palpy’s army?
Now we know where the sith troopers make their debut.
Ben and Rey - A Dark Reunion
This is how I imagine Palpy would react if he did inhabit his granddaughter’s body.
This is Star Wars canon now, because I refuse to accept any other explanation than that Palpatine is driving Rey’s body around and trolling the New New Republic post-RoS, although as you can see, he’s got his own problems now.
You know, this movie didn’t destroy only Anakin and the Skywalkers, but even DARTH SIDIOUS.
-His main goal is just for Rey to show up, literally kill him, and take over everything he built. The bad guy’s plan was to survive the Death Star explosion and somehow cheat death only to actually be killed by someone else. It completely destroys Palpatine’s characterization and motivations. “But Palpatine wanted Luke to kill him and take over the Empire!!”. Yeah, NO =_= Palpatine goaded Luke to get him to give in to his anger, but never truly believed Luke could kill him and had everything planned. It was a trap. He never wanted Luke to kill him. And he never wanted Anakin to kill him.
-He has NO IDEA how he’s still alive.
-He has a son. He has a granddaughter. This is a bad fanfiction. Rey parents are nobody but her grandfather is somebody. Cool. I’m not a fan of the Last Jedi, but “Rey nobody” was the best thing of that movie. And now Abrams ruined everything with this “Palpatine’s granddaughter” nonsense.
-He dies by his own refusal to stop shooting his own lightning.
Palpatine’s return was pointless.
The truth is spoken here.
They did my main man Sheev so wrong here.
#NotMySheev