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blackmadhi week day 7: parallels (…parking)

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Comic of Simon and Nahyuta in a car, with Simon behind the wheel.

N - Simon…

S - Do not rush me. I’m getting there.

N - By the time you “get there”, it will be nightfall. I told you to let me do the parallel parking.

S - Patience. I am simply ensuring that we are within the lines.

N - We were within the lines the last few times you went in.

S - Nonsense! The back wheel went over. I saw.

N - Turn the wheel harder, and earlier.

S - Hmph. Going with the front in might be easier, actually.

N - Simon. Are we driving a car or a snail? Let me do the parking.

Second comic of them in the car, Nahyuta behind the wheel.

S - Ye gods, Nahyuta, have you gone mad?! Let up on the spin, speed racer, what’s the hurry?!

N - Calm yourself. I know what I’m doing. See? I parked perfectly. 5 seconds. That’s a record.

S - Mark me impressed, love, but that shaved years off my life. You have got to tell me… who on earth taught you how to drive?!

Flashback featuring Nahyuta and Datz in a car, both screaming.

D - Hoaaah! Put ya foot on it, Yuty! Looks like the royal guard is on our tail!

N - Datz, you said this car wasn’t stolen!

D - How else d’ya think I coulda gotten a car??!