#professor venomous quotes

Professor Venomous: I encourage you to do whatever you want until someone kills you. This has worked out spectacularly for me.

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Professor Venomous, as Fink walks in: What crimes have you been committing today?

Fink, offended: Since when is catharsis a crime?

Professor Venomous: Since you started using “catharsis” as a synonym for “arson”.

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Professor Venomous: Describe your average night.

KO: They wear suits of armor.

Professor Venomous: No, I mean at bedtime.

KO: They probably take it off.

Professor Venomous: I think food is entirely subjective. Think I’ll feed my kid slimeballs made of seaweed in her developmental years, she’ll love it, won’t even want to eat my fries, she has her slimeballs.

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KO: Is it a bad idea to punch someone in the face?

Professor Venomous:No, logically 50% of the population is more punchable than you, so we say play the odds.

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