#source twitter
Apollo: When I have a crush and it’s not mutual? It’s like okay babe you’re not grasping the plot, did you even read the script???
Hermes: My boy mad because I haven’t replied to his selfie yet. Hold on shawty I’m trying to figure out how to spell georges
Ragh:Getting all my boys mood rings so I know when my homies need a hug.
Fig: Riz just asked me why I did something. Like I’m some sort of nerd who does things because they have reasons.
Gappy: Let me clear the air: I’m always down to go to the zoo with you. I will cancel plans to go to the aquarium. The siren song of the natural history museum haunts me. I’m thinking about botanical gardens as we speak
Jolyne: My level of sarcasm has gotten to the point where I don’t even know if I’m kidding or not
Koichi: Hey, you look like you’re thinking really hard. What’s on your mind?
Okuyasu: If you put a pizza on top of another pizza you’ll have two pizzas but if you put a lasagna on top of another lasagna it’s still only one lasagna.
Koichi:
Koichi: Well, shit.
Main Hero, reading the news: some idiot tried to fight a squid at the aquarium
Stubborn, covered in ink: maybe the squid was being a dick.
Olli: Can I have some?
Joonas, mouth full of cheesecake: It’s really spicy, you wouldn’t like it.
Olli: I hate when people ask me, ‘What did you do today?’ Buddy listen, I woke up at noon and then it was five p.m., okay? I don’t KNOW!
Olli: Shouldn’t get stressed out, it’s not good for the baby.
Aleksi: What baby?
Olli, crying a bit: Me.
Nixiel Veres: Bars need to do a sad hour with even cheaper drinks and everyone just acts cool if you cry a little.
Geldis Sadri: I’m cutting you off.
Aurora Orianus: Marcurio got drunk and tried to set our marriage certificate on fire, saying “good luck trying to return me without the receipt!”
MC: I want to spice things up
Lucio: You know I can’t handle spicy food
MC: I meant in the bedroom
Lucio: I don’t think it matters where I have it
(Spongebob Squarepants)
Spongebob: What makes you angry?
Pirate: When someone steals my p
Luke:*laughs at a joke Din made*
Din (to himself): This is great. I’m going to get a good grade in Jedi Dad, something that is both normal to want and possible to achieve
2d: whats the matter
ace: i just found out i have a latex allergy
2d: oh shit that means you cant-
ace, tearing up: eat anymore balloons
Sheogorath: “Get out of your comfort zone!”
Jyggalag: “Get out of MY comfort zone!!!”
