#incorrect ok ko quotes
KO: Are you a woman?
Enid: Yes.
KO: Okay.
KO: Why?
Shannon: Don’t be wholesome, it makes me feel like a prick.
Enid: Feel like?
Professor Venomous: I encourage you to do whatever you want until someone kills you. This has worked out spectacularly for me.
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Raymond: Here’s two facts about me.
Raymond: Number one. I hate hot people.
Raymond: Number two. I’m a hypocrite.
Rad: If your grave doesn’t say “rest in peace” on it you are automatically drafted into the skeleton war.
TKO: Eating an orange by myself and refusing to give you any slices and handing you the rind with HATE written in sharpie on the inside.
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Lord Boxman: I’m a simple man, if I hear another man do an evil laugh, I’m in love with him.
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Raymond: It appears that I have a few haters. None of whom seem to be as hot as me. Interesting…
Rad: If I were being haunted I would simply not care.
Rad: If I were being haunted I would simply kiss the ghost.
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Professor Venomous, as Fink walks in: What crimes have you been committing today?
Fink, offended: Since when is catharsis a crime?
Professor Venomous: Since you started using “catharsis” as a synonym for “arson”.
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Dendy: Why are you upside down?
KO, upside down: Why are you rightside up?
Professor Venomous: Describe your average night.
KO: They wear suits of armor.
Professor Venomous: No, I mean at bedtime.
KO: They probably take it off.
Dendy: Thanks for letting me stay here.
KO: Of course! As they say in France, ‘mi casa es tu casa’.
Dendy: That’s Spanish.
KO: People speak Spanish in France!
Enid: Let me show you a picture from last night that really upset me.
MKO: Okay, but in my defense, Rad bet me 50 cents I couldn’t drink all that shampoo.
Enid:That’s not what I wanted to- you drank SHAMPOO?!
MKO: I enjoy pizza very much. Except for the cheese part. And the sauce part. And the crust part.
Enid: What part do you like?
MKO: The box! And the little plastic table thingy in the middle. It makes me feel like a giant.
Rad: Can you please keep it down? I’m trying to think.
Raymond: Don’t worry. Trying anything for the first time is hard.
KO: When is your birthday?
Fink: September 4 because I decided that’d be my birthday.
KO: That’s not how it works.
Fink: Maybe for you but I’m different.
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KO: I will protect my friends from everything. From the cold. From the five nights at freddys. You’ll be safe just get behind me.
