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Cocktail Friday
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- “Our familiars seem really into each other huh you wanna go grab a coffee?”
- “We’re in the same practice space and you are terrible at magic and you keep hurling stuff at my face STOP IT.”
- “We are neighbors and you are terrible at magic and keep making noise and hurling stuff at my house/apartment walls STOP IT.”
- “I do magic tattoos and you want something illegal. Like really illegal.”
- “You’re a street artist who uses magic in their art and I see your work everyday on my commute.”
- “You drag me to an underground meeting of mages plotting to overthrow non-mages. Little do you know I’m a non-mage.”
- “You drag me to an underground meeting of non-mages plotting to overthrow mages. Little do you know I’m a mage.”
- “I’m in the science camp of mages who believe that everything can be boiled down to equations and formulas. You’re in the natural camp of mages who believe that magic comes from feeling, spirituality, passion, and other non-quantifiables. Something happens that prove us both wrong in some way.”
- “My regular dealer of spell ingredients got raided the other day. Now I need a new source.”
- “I have some disorder that makes magic emerge from me differently than others. Or at least, the doctors call it a disorder.”
- “Wow, who cursed me in Klingon, can’t be that nerdy kid next door who bragged to me about his working phaser last year.“ *side-eye*
- “My magical cosplay is better than your magical cosplay.”
- “I’m the first non-mage in my family in generations and nobody understand how or why and it’s really awkward.”
- “So this spell went wrong and my body disappeared into the aether and I’m now a disembodied voice please help.”
- “So I summoned a demon, but it never appeared. Clearly didn’t work. So why are my dishes washed and my clothes put away and my doors opening when I’m about to walk through them?”
- “I made a golem to mind my kid while I’m at work, but I think it’s doing more than I’m expecting. Do golems throw raves?”
- “I’m a burglar who uses magic to do what I do, but then I try to break into your house and find out you’re a way more powerful mage than I am and I am screwed. Or am I?”
- “Note to self: do not try to con a former mage-master.”
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Fantastic Guides:
Traversing The Antarctic
1 - Bring a coat. Duh.
2 - Travel while the sun is out. It gets lonely sometimes and will help guide you in exchange for company.
3 - Wear goggles.
4 - If you think you saw the mountains in the distance moving, you didn’t. Keep going.
5 - Use the night to rest. And hide.
6 - Don’t let the whispers scare you. Focus. They might be trying to help.
7 - If the ground cracks, don’t move.
8 - If you see the Spire, head for it. You’ll never reach it, but your path towards it will be safe.
9 - Bring a jar of cookie butter. You’ll understand once you’re there.
10 - If you see the Mountaineer, turn around. Do not approach it.
11 - You can eat the hot meals you find, but always leave some behind.
12 - Don’t be afraid to take risks, it’s one of the things life is all about after all.
13 - Seek shelter during blizzards, they can grow stronger during them.
14 - Ice cream is forbidden.
15 - Just because something appears to be human, does not mean that it is. Be observant.
16 - Let it snow.
17 - Keep your distance from the trees. The lights might attract you, but you must not get close.
18 - The Shrouded hide in the distance. You may seek them out if you wish, but keep in mind they don’t always welcome strangers.
19 - Don’t start fires. They don’t like fire.
20 - Ignore the singers, don’t let them distract you.
21 - Be sure to leave an offering for the old ones, for their sake and yours.
22 - Don’t. Pollute.
You’re an immortal vampire who can only be killed by a wooden stake through the heart. In a dying universe, you’re now in a spaceship, looking for wood before it’s too late.
“And that, class…” the professor concluded, “…is why humanity is believed to be the most peaceful, reasonable, cooperative, and overall, docile known species in the cosmos. Any questions?” You, the only human in the class, raised your hand.