kamoi:

vnapologeticapathy:

sorry for you but for me personally i could be BROWN, i could be BLUE, I COULD BE VIOLET SKY i could be HURTFUL, i could be PURPLE, i could be anything you like gotta be Green, gotta be Mean, gotta be everything more WHY DON’T YOU LIKE ME, WHY DON’T YOU LIKE ME? WHY DON’T YOU WALK OUT THE DOOR?

romcommunist:

yall still eating microplastics lmao. i just ate a rubbermaid container #macroplasticgang

akaashiscupofwater:

are u the blue coded character or the red one pls answer its important

I am postng thise bc its ctee (4 @sportglobule<34)

ivy-saurs:

friendship necklace that says tumblr mutuals

stopmakingsense1984:

Me and the guys at the gym making biscuits on each other and meowing

loveaffxir:

im such a sucker for a ‘i cant stop thinking about you’ text, will literally make me smile all day.

effemimaniac:

ppl with really long queues amuse me, like, they will like your post and then you find out within 3-10 business days whether they also thought it worthy of reblogging

calellon:

it’s dangerous to go alone! take this. *kisses you straight on the lips*

chalkeater:

Tfw you are being put in the microwave and then get put in the toaster afterwards

funny-tik-toks:

greelin:

i’ll show you REAL bisexuality *runs directly into the doorframe for some reason*

blumineck:

Thank you for coming to my TED talk…

woundthatswallows:

baby girl your speech patterns make no sense. im in love with you