AU where the Justice League forms like usual, except Batman maintained his “totally a myth” status and has in fact been active for yearsbefore the JL forms. He’s very cautious about trusting them, but still joins, and the others sort of accepts that as long as they trust that Batman has a really hard time with trust, it will all work out in its own weird way
Then, one day, in the middle of a JL mission, the League gets in a tight spot. Out of nowhere, this blue and black blur swoops in and saves everyone’s ass. Maybe breaking some shackles that were proving very difficult, maybe disarm a bomb that the League was just a hair’s breadth too slow to reach without help, but whatever happens, the shadowy figure pauses just long enough to say, “Hey, Batman, you know you there are these things called cellphonesnow and you can just callsometimes, it doesn’t have to be this dramatic?” and bounds away after shouting ‘let’s do brunch! Bring your new friends!’
Batman is mortified.
No one lets it go.
The entire rest of the mission, the whole League is asking so many questions. Who was that? Do you know him? Howdo you know him? What’s going on? I didn’t know there was a vigilante in this area?? They don’t let up until he talks.
“That was Nightwing.” Batman is mumbling. The JL forces him to bring them to the Brunch. Brunch happens to be in a run-down apartment on the edge of a bad neighborhood, at five in the morning, in costume. Nightwing introduces himself as Batman’s lovechild with justice.
“I did not realize Batman had a child,” Martian Manhunter says, calmly enough that no one’s sure if he’s accidentally plucking a really loud thought out of the air or if he’s trying to make a joke.
Nightwing stares for a moment falling over laughing. He doesn’t get up. Batman starts trying to apply anti-Joker venom but Nightwing just kicks him and laughs until he cries. He keeps trying to wipe his eyes and his mask keeps getting in the way, so he asks everyone to leave so he can please get a hold of himself
He is still laughing when they leave. Everyone is confused. Batman is furious. Nightwing manages to breathe long enough to say, “We’re just so glad you’re socializing now, Batman.”
Superman turns to look at Batman very slowly. “…’we’?”
listen ive made my amends with being fat and all but i can never get used to the guy who follows me around playing a tuba when i walk. i fucking hate him so much hes doing it right now
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Here comes the bride…. I would like to marry a bruised cunt and watch peoples reactions
The glimmer of my former feminist self that remains intact rejects marriage (especially marriage administered by the state) because it’s an outdated, patriarchal, oppressive institution that still retains vestiges of the line of thought that women are the property of their fathers until they become the property of their husbands.
The fucked up little feminist bitch in me wants to get married for the exact same reasons.
[ID: two black and white traditional drawings, one marker and pen and one just lineart, of harley quinn. she is a light-skinned woman with fair hair in two braids, dip-dyed two different shades. she is smiling, showing a gap in her front teeth, and she has a heart under one eye and a star under the other. her eyes have different eye shadows on them, corresponding to the braids, and her lips are made up in the same split style. she has a hairclip holding her hair above her ear, three diamond-shaped earrings in, and is wearing a tight-fitting clown suit that is split in four with alternating light and dark shades, like her braids and makeup. it has ruffles at the wrists and neck and buttons up the front, and there are three diamonds on the right side at an angle over her shoulder. she is sitting cross-legged on the ground with her two hyenas lying partially in her lap, and she is looking up and to the right, with four little emphasis marks next to her head. end ID]
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