#quality content
I think the bussy whisperer passed thru my city and hacked this construction sign
本日木花庵にて 焼き海苔一袋を盗んだうえ、包装を破壊し一部を無断で食した罪で、小さい猫一匹が逮捕されました。
犯猫は、朝メシがなんだか少ない気がして食い物を探した、そこに海苔があることは知っていたと証言しており、計画的な犯行であったことが明らかになっています。また犯猫は同時に、最近刺激が足りないのでこれはサービスだと訴えているものの、即座に罰則が適用されることになりました。
Today, a small cat had caught for the crime to steal a pack of nori, break it and eat some without permission. The criminal cat says he feels his breakfast was less than usual and has known there are some packs of nori, so the crime is planned one. Furthermore, the criminal cat says there is no stimulation in these days so it was a service. But he has gotten a penalty.
banana pose
なんですか 家主でしたか
Ah… Landlady comes…
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*pushes the button and holds it down for an excessively long time before releasing it. and then waits*
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*Just barely pushes down the button for a very short amount of time*
John LennoninTHEBEATLES:GETBACK (2021.)Bonus:
Someone outside my apartment is using a weedwacker at midnight. They are in the parking lot. There is no grass in the parking lot.
They are wacking SOMETHING but it is not weeds. I can distinctly hear the weedwacker being applied to another object, but I cannot see the operator.
There was a loud grinding noise. The wacking has stopped. There was a pause for about two seconds followed by just
“shiiiit bro”
why don’t you listen to the mechanisms and maybe you’ll stop being cis
we thought this would be a tour of the 14 fears but actually this season’s just going to be JonMartin Coming Out into avatar society where every episode a new avatar tells them that they’re a cute couple
Jon: We need to kill Magnus
Oliver Banks, a gay icon: So glad you’ve finally worked this out cannot BELIEVE it took you so long jesus christ
A short manga about a cute assassin from Toshiya Wakabayashi, mangaka of Tsurezure Children
He tried posting it on reddit but couldn’t figure out how to so he just copied someone else’s post
I will protect this man with my life.
Another thing
He actually redrew one of the panels since the original animal pun couldn’t translate
Great news everyone! Part 2 is finally in English
PART 3!!!!
More quality content.
“W-what are we going to do here,” Otacon stuttered lustfully, “…in the back of your Ford Focus SE with it’s spacious interior and reasonable price.”
David gave him a smirk and replied, “We’re going to destroy all the Metal Gears thanks to my Ford Focus SE’s EPA-estimated 36 highway miles per gallon, Otacon.”
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Lowkey kinda sad HC
Years after 1965, Buck’s bar is little more than a disaster. Doors don’t stay shut, tables and chairs break, the jukebox either skips or replays songs constantly. Each time something goes wrong, you can find the bartender muttering to the ceiling. “Lay off, kid,” he’ll spit. Or “not right now, Dal.”
The newer generation has no idea what he’s always on about or why there’s a door upstairs that can never be opened. They don’t even know whose initials are carved in the doorframe; D.W.
But their parents do.
there is literally so much drama happening inside of a lava lamp
Yeah I’ll reblog that
as if you had a choice