#queue got a killer scene there man

LIVE

funnie-bunn1e:

Bitches be like ‘I’m so tired and sleepy’ and then stay up doing hyperfixtation shit for the next 5 hours

assiraphales:

assiraphales:

donedyke:

assiraphales:

assiraphales:

one of my favorite genres of discourse is when people try valiantly to take fictional (and often fantastical) scenarios and compare them to real life standards to make them more problematic

“I can’t believe that 300 year old vampire finds a 20 year old attractive” they’re literally an undead creature of the night that kills people susan

this is a bad opinion and you should feel bad

typing up my apology statement on iPhone notes rn

skipinouterspace:

adhighdefinition:

adhighdefinition:

no one ever talks about the part of adhd where everyone in your class has got their group of friends and you’re just there, mindlessly tagging along with anyone who is willing to put up with you for a few minutes. either you’re too loud or too quiet. if you’re lucky, it won’t affect you much. you’re a loner, so what? but then the moments come around where you find yourself yearning to be like the others. you’re not depressed, why would you be? you’re a child who just happens to be a little different. sure, you’re usually the last choice when it comes to groups and you’re rarely, if ever, invited to birthday parties but… it’s alright. everything is fine. or is it?

for the people questioning whether this really is part of adhd or not

…..

youlovedme-never:

windsweptlassie:

today I saw someone call the great gatsby dark academia

Op why would you leave this in the tags

thearchermp3:

i don’t think humans are inherently bad i just don’t. once i posted about how i can’t ever get poached eggs right and someone took time out of their day to send me tips on how to make them. they used their finite time on this planet to teach me how to poach an egg with no motivation other than helping a stranger have a better breakfast and if that isn’t proof humanity is worth saving i don’t know what is

butchatalanta:

characters will be like “i had a strange dream… probably nothing” like girl you’re literally in a story

iamnotgoodatnames:

If you ever find yourself playing an ace attorney game at night thinking “I’m near the end of the case I can keep going” no you’re not go to bed

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