#im bitches
some girls were made to nap all day …
bitches who are introverted and have adhd see a text and are like ‘i will deal with this when i have the social and emotional energy for it’ and then fucking forget about it for a week. anyway, i’m bitches
Bitches be like ‘I’m so tired and sleepy’ and then stay up doing hyperfixtation shit for the next 5 hours
Bitches to dreamXD:
(Im bitches)
bitches be singing the frozen 2 soundtrack and having crushes on girls
if you want me to consume a new media you MUST catch me at the exact moment when the stars are aligned and the air pressure is equal to the current degree of the sun’s peak against the horizon and all the cosmic energies are perfectly unified (aka my old interest is fading out) or i will nod and say “im adding that to my list!” Knowing theres no chance i will check it out
“unless its a book!” “unless you tell me it has gay people in it!” “this but only for live action shows” “theres a good chance i’ll get to it eventually” no wrong this post is not for you this post is ONLY for bitches who could have a treasured friend recommend them something that sounds grown in a lab to be your personal catnip and, with no choice in the matter, immediately know it will never be the right time to watch/read/listen to it
bitches love industrial loft apartments, 1950s diners, eco container homes, magic forest cottages, and y2k neon arcades
Bitches be like ‘I’m so tired and sleepy’ and then stay up doing hyperfixtation shit for the next 5 hours
bitches will be like “my ot3 ” and it’s a woman who could murder them, a guy who hasn’t had a good night’s sleep in six years, and another guy who almost got both of the other two murdered. it’s me i’m bitches
every ot3 has three roles:
-overprotective
-designated Sufferer
-maker of mistakes
Bitches be like ‘I’m so tired and sleepy’ and then stay up doing hyperfixtation shit for the next 5 hours
bitches be like “I’m done with Homestuck” and then push the quadrant agenda in every fandom thereafter
bitches who play rhythm games will be like yeah i think someone is breaking my house but also i am about to 100% this song
Bitches love my mustache
Bitches be like ‘I’m so tired and sleepy’ and then stay up doing hyperfixtation shit for the next 5 hours
Bitches draw over 300 drawings of the same character and still go “hmm actually i still need more”