#queue totally said that
Patroclus: Achilles and I are dating.
Everyone including Achilles: *gasps in shock*
Patrolus: Achilles, why are you shocked?
Agamemnon: Achilles, we need to talk about your professionalism.
Achilles, standing on a chair: Those are some mighty brave words for a guy standing in lava.
Odysseus, reading a fortune cookie: if you kill a killer, the number of killers in the world stays the same
Achilles, with a mouth full of takeout: kill two
Patroclus: Do you ever wonder what your future husband is doing?
Achilles: What are you doing?
Achilles:Isn’t it funny how everyone is like background characters in other people’s stories.
Achilles: Except for me of course because I’m sexy and important. But like, all of you guys.
Achilles: Visualize the ocean.
Patroclus: *horrified screeching*
Achilles: A calm ocean.
Patroclus:Oh.