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Namjoon: There are several lovely ladies milling around out there. Which one do you desire?
Jungkook: You. I’m gay.
Bakura:This is bothering me.
Ryou: Well, you are digging up a corpse.
Bakura: No, not that. That’s, uh, pretty par for the course, actually.
Bakura: What if mayonnaise came in cans?
Ryou: Well, that would suck because you can’t microwave metal.
Kaiba: Good morning to everyone except these two people.
Ryou, to Malik: [holding a fork] You know, you have a lot of gal for someone who has two perfectly good eyeballs that each cost about $16,000 on the blackmarket.
Bakura: Talk dirty to me~
Ryou: Inflation is a serious problem and lumber prices are at a high.
Bakura:Wha—
Ryou: The economy is in shambles.
Bakura: Am I in trouble?
Ryou: Take a guess.
Bakura:No?
Ryou: Take another guess.
Ryou: Oh, fiddlesticks.
Bakura: Look, I understand this is a tense situation, but let’s watch the fucking language.
Bakura: Change is inedible.
Ryou: Don’t you mean inevitable?
Bakura, spitting out a bunch of yen coins: No, I really didn’t.
[Parent-Teacher conference]
Teacher: Amane was in a fight.
Ryou, pretending to be a good parental figure: Oh no, that’s terrible!
Bakura, not even trying: Did she win?
Ryou:You know, Bakura, when you generalize, you tell general… lies.
Bakura:
Bakura: Are you trying to teach me moral lessons through puns.
[after Ryou comes home from school with a scratch]
Bakura: Who hurt you?
Ryou, jokingly: What, you want a list?
Bakura, very serious: Yeah, actually.
[texting]
Bakura:O
Ryou:What?
Bakura: Don’t read into that.
Ryou: But I will read into that.
Bakura: HOW?! IT’S A LETTER!
Ryou: Why is there a space after it, hmmm?
Bakura: Dude, really?
Bakura: It’s a fucking letter.
Ryou: It could stand for something!
Bakura: IT DOESN’T, I PROMISE!
Ryou: Like Oppression! Or worse…
Bakura: Dude, I just typed the letter O, that means nothing. :/
Ryou:Optometrist.
Bakura: Oh my Gods.
Malik: I know you love him.
Bakura: I am not in love with yadonushi!
Malik, staring at Bakura: I never said who.
Bakura:[realizes]
Bakura: Shit. Well, anyways—
Ryou: Two years ago, I married my best friend.
Ryou: Bakura is still mad about it, but me and Seto were drunk and thought it was funny.
