#patrochilles
Some of ya’ll didnt go riding into battle between greece and troy in ur bf’s armor and it shows-
I just finished Song Of Achilles and my eyes burn with the weight of unshed tears. Even though, I, as a greek myth fanatic, knew how the story ended, I still hoped against all hope that they would live. They had a love like no others; Achilles fought a river for Patroclus and Patroclus d!ed for Achille’s honour. Plz read the book so we can cry together….
achilles every time ppl offered him girl servants to spend the night with in phthia:
jayinatrenchcoat-deactivated202:
Me: Yeah i’m not even into those stereotypical TV tropes
TV: and the repressed blond was pining for the outsider brunette
Me, already in tears: OMG the repressed blond was pining for the outsider brunette
If you have to go, you know I will go with you
Life post-Patroclus from Achilles’s point of view.
*whisper shouting* are you kidding me
i will reread this book until it falls apart in my hands
The Song of Achilles // Madeline Miller // Read #4
me, the motherfucker who knows the ending of patroclus’ and achilles’ myth like the back of my goddamn hand: maybe they won’t die this time
guys … i think it’s time for reread number four
y'all gay bitches are so fucking emotional all i have to do is say “name one hero who was happy” an they burst into tears
i’m gay bitches
PSA every character in Black Sails is a Slytherin except for Charles Vane who is Gryffindor and Billy Bones who is Hufflepuff. Send tweet.
dont think about how when achilles saw patroclus’ dead body the first thing he did was to reach for his sword to slit his own throat until he realized that he gave his sword to patroclus who was dead already dont think about it
“My great friend is gone: Patroklus–comrade in arms– whom I held dear above all others, dear as myself, now gone, lost.”
Iliad init
Patroclus, at Achilles’ funeral: Can i have a moment alone with him?
Odysseus: Of course *leaves*
Patroclus, leaning over Achilles’ coffin: Now listen, I know you’re not dead.
Achilles: Yeah no shit
Odysseus: Hey, Patroclus, can you take out the trash?
Patroclus: I would, but you’re already outside.
Odysseus:
Patroclus: *high fives Achilles*
Patroclus: *completely serious* I have to get something off my chest…
Achilles:is it your shirt?? I hope its your shirt please
Patroclus: Just to be sure, are you asking me romantically or platonically?
Achilles, down on one knee, ring still out: You did not just fucking ask me that-