#queueness

namira:

as compensation all NSFW blogs will get an extra hour in the ball pit 

stephendann:

jokesarefunny:

caprisunsport:

reblog to add +10 haunting power to your ghost when you die

i aint risking being a weak ass ghost

Reblog for a +2 to visibility to cats when nothing else can see you

marsincharge:

platovevo:

platovevo:

listen i also hate those dumbass political cartoons about kids and their phones but at the same time you’re a fool if you flat out deny there are negative aspects to the way we communicate in the social media age

facebook and instagram strategically time your notifications after you post something to make you waste time scrolling. those two platforms also come to mind as being particularly performative (“look at this beautiful picture-ready thing i’m doing today”) although any social media encourages that. snapchat’s streak feature, as well as those stupid emojis next to people’s names, exist solely to suck you into using the app every day. twitter and instagram display your follower count, and facebook displays how many friends you have. tumblr cultivates a culture of oversharing, and although you can have one-on-one conversations on here, most “communication” takes the form of shouting from a soapbox. all of these things are related to the problem of privacy online, which many of us simply assume doesn’t exist and should therefore be tossed aside so that we can dissect and manufacture every detail of our selves and desires online. you can’t honestly tell me these things are of no concern for the way we understand ourselves and others, and our relationships to the world.

I love this post. Also note that social media (the Internet truly), in a way that TV hasn’t been able to achieve, allows advertisers to be more intimate and targeted than they’ve ever been before. Through platforms like Instagram and Facebook, we basically declare to them the things we desire, interact with most often, the places we go, etc…

All that information is scraped from us and used for all sorts of stuff. To get us to buy things, to get us to watch things, to sway our opinions on so many things.

chubbychoco:

crollalanzaa:

the-last-hair-bender:

sleepingreader:

bettsfic:

smarsupial:

dorkilybeautiful:

k-vichan:

mittensmorgul:

prairiedust:

hazeldomain:

prairiedust:

hazeldomain:

whitmerule:

soupernabturel:

majesticduxk:

So last week I tried moaning every time I ate something delicious.

It was vaguely uncomfortable and unnatural

I actually love the idea of doing this trying out fanfic/literary cliche’s out in real life, kinda wanna make up a list and undertake it as a challenge.

don’t forget to make your butthole flutter today

Guess someone’s eye color from 20 feet away.

Be careful with these. I started reading fanfiction three years ago and now I have to toe my shoes off to get my feet out.

But do you pad across rooms? 

Yes but I often give away my position when I huff.

FYI, I’m smirking at all y’all.

I’m resisting the urge to card my fingers through everybody’s hair.

This is as good a time as any to admit that right now I smell like coffee, sandalwood soap, and something uniquely myself.

I hate this post so much I clenched my fists and looked away, muscles bunching in my jaw. 

i’m so glad to see i’m not alone, i let out a breath i didn’t know i was holding

I’m grinning widely at this

I chuckled lightly upon reading this post.

I’m humming appreciatively.

this post is calling me out personally and every single one of you, with all the love in my heart, can shut the fuck up

finnglas:

As someone who was raised conservative and who voted Republican for 8 years before experiencing an ideological rebirth, I really feel like I should write an article or a blog post or something to help all these lifelong liberals learn what they’re up against, strategy wise.

But here’s the tl;dr - 

when Republicans lose elections, they don’t ragequit. They rage, sure, but they take that rage directly to boycotts, to letter-writing, to phone-calling, to voting in the next election. Because, at least among the working class population, most conservatives are driven by the moral certainty that they are right, and that they owe it to the world to impose their worldview on it. They view themselves as protectors – especially religious conservatives, but this has been levied with great success among quasi- or non-religious conservatives as well by using things they don’t like as moral scare tactics. 

Do you know how the Moral Majority came to be? In the 1970s, televangelists decided they could make more money if they got their followers focused on politics. But politics were boring. How could they make it stick? Fear tactics. And that’s still what conservatives are using today. They don’t motivate their voters with shining ideals and crystal dreams of the utopia we could all be living in if we just got along. They motivate their voters through the fear of God’s judgment/”Sharia law”/the immediate, violent loss of personal freedom. Because, you see, if they allow “evil” (homosexuality, divorce, “false religions,” etc.) to flourish, then God will judge them, personally, for not taking care of the earth and its moral health.

That’s what we’re up against. People being whiplashed by the bone-deep, brainwashed conviction that they’re all that stands between America and a one-way ticket to hell and damnation.

They’re not going to sit back and rest on their laurels, ever, because their only goal is total and complete moral purity. And for them, that means eradicating everything “impure.” 

So we can’t rest, either. And in between voting, calling, and organizing? We need to be talking to our neighbors, our peers, and gently but firmly exposing them to the real truth that lies outside their brainwashed bubble. But to do that, you have to know where they’re coming from, and you have to treat them with human dignity while you’re doing it. And honestly, that’s the hardest part. But as someone for whom that tactic worked, I’m here to tell you that it’s not ineffective. You won’t convert everyone. Some people are too addicted to their fear and their hate. But you might convert someone. And that’s the strategy they’re running on, too.

gracetheacefromouterspace:

psy-kylo-gy:

Okay, anyone who is playing the new Pokémon games, I’m kind of at a loss for words… I’m just a casual more or less, I didn’t play any of these old games when I was younger. I did play X/Y and Sun/Moon some, but never beat either one. So here I am now, addicted immediately.

I named my adorable little critter bff Rey and was lucky that it was indeed a girl! I looked it up and apparently the chances of getting a female (let alone on first try) are obnoxiously low.

OH MY GOD HOW CUTE IS THIS. So I use her all the time. Everywhere. She’s like… one hitting everything and barely getting hurt from enemy attacks. I’m like… is this normal? She is so strong and brave and sturdy! She’s level 25 and I have the ability to “judge” Pokémon now. I’m curious how this little girl fares…

WHAT IN THE WORLD?!?!?!?! Does everyone’s starter Pokémon have stats like this? Am I in some weird dream land?!?! I feel like this game is super easy because of this beast, if I had the other game would Pikachu have stats like this? This is unreal. I wish my Chespin in Y had these stats, I struggled a lot with that damn thing.

OP got a perfect IV female eevee on their first try, reblog for luck

teamgalactica:

sasgalula:

teamgalactica:

teamgalactica:

a stray cat showed up in my garden earlier and i named him todd howard as a joke but now i have to live with this because my stepfather just said “todd howard didnt eat the cat food i left out for him”

this is him

op are there any updates on todd?

yes ! todd lives with us now and hes incredibly friendly and affectionate, here he is taking a nap on my bed

he also has a tendency to steal food, he slapped a slice of bread out of my hands and ran away to eat it recently