#why is this so funny

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Berdly: My Pokémon knowledge is unrivaled!


Me, a true Pokémon intellect, dropping down to educate someone on the fine workings of Pokémon: [ahem]

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keister-meister:

xugxyxkjh:

I imagine vulnera sanetur to be just like the healing song in the Rapunzel disney movie

It’s beyond me why the HP fandom lets it slide that our man Snape canonically made up a healingsong like a goddamn Disney princess, like… he really did that

Yeah. There’s all these weird headcanons about how he would hate teaching the Slytherins dancing for the Yule ball. Or even worse, be all awkward about it. Which??? The man is a poet and a singer, I don’t know why he’d be uncomfortable dancing. He’d treat it the way he treats any other class, make an elaborate monologue and look impressive.

exai:

obsessed with this moment. he’s so concerned about marge…

teeeentitaaans:

Batfam as things I’ve heard while in class

Tim: Oh shit, she mad-mad. She’s popping her nails off

Bruce: Steph, don’t pop your nails off.

Steph: To late, I only got two left

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Steph: Why y'all being so agressive?!

Tim: You popped your nails off to fight me?!

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Dick: For the last time, I’m NOT getting a Tinder

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Tim: I got caught trespassing last week

Bruce: What were you doing?

Tim: Want me to be honest?

Bruce: Yes?

Tim: Weed.

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Duke: *looks at test*

Duke: *whispers* What the fuck

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Jason: I can’t believe she accused me of cheating!

Jason: I mean, I did, but still!

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Damian and Tim: *fighting*

Dick: It is eight in the god damn morning.

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Bruce: I’m so glad one of my kids doesn’t smoke

Damian, high off his ass: Haha, yeah

Damian: I’m glad I’m not made of smoke

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Cass: There’s a dog outside!

Damian: Really?!

Bruce: What-? No, Damian

Bruce: She’s talking about Jason

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Bruce: Why didn’t you do your homework?

Dick: What I do at home is between me and god

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Jason: I’m not saying I’d fuck his mom

Jason: But god DAMN

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Tim: You saying Jesus smoked weed?!

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Damian: I bet you make scrambled eggs in the microwave

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Damian: Y'all don’t know shit about cooking

Dick: Do you?

Damian:

Dick:

Damian:no

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Cass: *vague hand gestures*

Duke: Yeah, she sounds like a bitch

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Bruce: If I was poor I’d eat my baby in a heartbeat

bernarddowd:

A screenshot of a text conversation. A person labeled “Mum” texts “Jonathan should get back to his room!” The other person responds: “Who? What?” To which Mum responds “Read your Dracula”

my mother is doing dracula daily

I’m so glad I do not have access to Tumblr at work (well it’s more that I do not go onto such sites

I’m so glad I do not have access to Tumblr at work (well it’s more that I do not go onto such sites while at work because it’s distracting and very hard to explain to others…mostly the distracting part) because this would’ve made me fall down laughing. 


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esc2022:

go on german pete davidson !

kosovare-madridista:

When you get lost in the supermarket and you can’t see your mum

thoodleoo:

caesar: *gets assassinated*

antony: this is so sad friends, romans, countrymen, play despacito

spideyjlaw:

what if writers: what’s a good idea for the show hmmm AH I GOT IT! WHAT IF BUCKY WAS FUNNY!?

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