#why is this so funny
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Berdly: My Pokémon knowledge is unrivaled!
Me, a true Pokémon intellect, dropping down to educate someone on the fine workings of Pokémon: [ahem]
I imagine vulnera sanetur to be just like the healing song in the Rapunzel disney movie
It’s beyond me why the HP fandom lets it slide that our man Snape canonically made up a healingsong like a goddamn Disney princess, like… he really did that
Yeah. There’s all these weird headcanons about how he would hate teaching the Slytherins dancing for the Yule ball. Or even worse, be all awkward about it. Which??? The man is a poet and a singer, I don’t know why he’d be uncomfortable dancing. He’d treat it the way he treats any other class, make an elaborate monologue and look impressive.
exai:
obsessed with this moment. he’s so concerned about marge…
Batfam as things I’ve heard while in class
Tim: Oh shit, she mad-mad. She’s popping her nails off
Bruce: Steph, don’t pop your nails off.
Steph: To late, I only got two left
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Steph: Why y'all being so agressive?!
Tim: You popped your nails off to fight me?!
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Dick: For the last time, I’m NOT getting a Tinder
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Tim: I got caught trespassing last week
Bruce: What were you doing?
Tim: Want me to be honest?
Bruce: Yes?
Tim: Weed.
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Duke: *looks at test*
Duke: *whispers* What the fuck
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Jason: I can’t believe she accused me of cheating!
Jason: I mean, I did, but still!
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Damian and Tim: *fighting*
Dick: It is eight in the god damn morning.
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Bruce: I’m so glad one of my kids doesn’t smoke
Damian, high off his ass: Haha, yeah
Damian: I’m glad I’m not made of smoke
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Cass: There’s a dog outside!
Damian: Really?!
Bruce: What-? No, Damian
Bruce: She’s talking about Jason
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Bruce: Why didn’t you do your homework?
Dick: What I do at home is between me and god
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Jason: I’m not saying I’d fuck his mom
Jason: But god DAMN
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Tim: You saying Jesus smoked weed?!
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Damian: I bet you make scrambled eggs in the microwave
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Damian: Y'all don’t know shit about cooking
Dick: Do you?
Damian:
Dick:
Damian:no
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Cass: *vague hand gestures*
Duke: Yeah, she sounds like a bitch
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Bruce: If I was poor I’d eat my baby in a heartbeat
my mother is doing dracula daily
ScandinavianNordic solidarity
go on german pete davidson !
When you get lost in the supermarket and you can’t see your mum
caesar: *gets assassinated*
antony: this is so sad friends, romans, countrymen, play despacito
THE HEAD TURN
what if writers: what’s a good idea for the show hmmm AH I GOT IT! WHAT IF BUCKY WAS FUNNY!?