#queues in the slammer

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3amthoughtsdemon:

digidiskette:

sandersstudies:

sandersstudies:

sandersstudies:

sandersstudies:

When a “funny” dude likes you and anytime he sees you anywhere he will be like “yoooo wassup it’s Jelissa!” (Or whatever) like “omg Miranda is here whaaaat” for literally no reason why do they do that

They are more likely to do this the more meek and shy they perceive you too. They are less likely to do this if they think you’re loud and confident. Idk what it is it’s not even necessarily bad or annoying it’s just like why.

This is a VERY sweet take and I hope it’s sometimes true

Okay I thought this behavior was annoying before but now it’s actually quite endearing thank you extroverts who want introverts to feel included.

There was a stoner I liked very much when I was playing age of Conan some ten or more years ago. He would roll up into the vent, yell my name and rip a fat one on mic before vanishing again. Always made me feel special. It was like a dog that would greet you by barking as loud as possible and wagging his tail so hard it leaves a dent in the wall when your car rolls up. Everyone was luke warm to cold on him but he was my fucking buddy and I loved him because he made me feel wanted which I sure as shit wasn’t getting at home!!

Eventually I made the decision to start emulating behaviors that made me feel happy and started doing that in other places. To this day my whole discord chants the nickname of whomever joins the call, like a pack of seagulls who just locked eyes on a delicious spare French fry. There’s nothing quite as amazing as walking into a room and hearing a chorus of loved ones drawing out your name like they were going to sweep you off your feet if they could, slash like a pack of feral dogs ready to bowl you the fuck over.

I’ve reblogged this before but fuck does this last story really make it

swirlseypop:

mystery kids :)

rileyclaw:im very sick right now and had a fever nap dream about this exact scenario earlier and it rileyclaw:im very sick right now and had a fever nap dream about this exact scenario earlier and it rileyclaw:im very sick right now and had a fever nap dream about this exact scenario earlier and it rileyclaw:im very sick right now and had a fever nap dream about this exact scenario earlier and it rileyclaw:im very sick right now and had a fever nap dream about this exact scenario earlier and it rileyclaw:im very sick right now and had a fever nap dream about this exact scenario earlier and it

rileyclaw:

im very sick right now and had a fever nap dream about this exact scenario earlier and it had to be done before i go to sleep again omg


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hagridsbuttquack:

That’s it. That’s their friendship.

lizardsister:

today’s date is the 3rd? what’s next, the 4th? the 5th? the minor fall, the major lift? 

francesderwent:

reblog this and tag with a food you no longer have access to (closed restaurant, state you moved away from, ex’s mom’s cooking, etc) that will haunt you until your dying day, mine are the spicy chicken sandwich on the employee menu at the fine dining restaurant I was a prep cook at, and the onion bagel from the kosher place down the street from my house when I lived in the city

whimsyprinx:

new question being asked from the little bubble I live in! do y’all do “fend for yourself” nights in which there isn’t a meal cooked for the whole household so you have to look in the cabinets and make your own meal (or get takeout if you can) and as the title says, fend for yourself? my friend just informed me that a lady she mentioned doing this too seemed horrified and now I’m curious on like how common it is to have fend for yourself nights for everyone!

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